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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    So I've been noticing something for awhile now. It seems that the admins (and a few players) have been infected with some sort of mimetic affliction. It's been going on for a good long time, but the earliest records we have of the situation are from just around Christmas of last year.

    I took it upon myself to do the research, and what I have found is astonishing:






    :V
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    776 x 70 - 21K
  • NinjrKillrNinjrKillr Posts: 175Registered
    :V

    "We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded."

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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    12:38 PM - Lλmbdλ: yo steev, i appear to be surrounded by explosions on the server, is this your doing?
    12:38 PM - Steeveeo: it very well might be
    12:38 PM - Lλmbdλ: very good
    
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    robert.pimental: Someone PLEASE change the map to Austria or Gooniverse
    

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    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
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    diaspora


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Lλmbdλ: ...i wank to furry transformation porn, do I count?
    
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Evil Haggis: I,ll keep this just incase I get an apithiniy.
    Steeveeo: Apithiniy...
    Blood Altar: Evil, you get what steeveeo said right?
    Steeveeo: ...
    Steeveeo: Epiphany?
    Evil Haggis: And yes I don't know how to spell that right.
    Steeveeo: There's not knowing how to spell it.
    Steeveeo: And then there's swinging for the fences.
    Steeveeo: And I have to say, that was way across the foul line.
    
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    edited April 2014 #129
    presenting

    all new test firing of United Federation Strike Corvette Kraken's missile silos (stolen ADARI technology)

    F213F009AF3B0668FE30FE4367BAA8B758F4BDAB

    6AAFDE53732555B28C81B337A95F63381F40FD82
    Post edited by Steeveeo on


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    edited April 2014 #130
    Lambda217 wrote:
    presenting

    all new test firing of United Federation Strike Corvette Kraken's missile silos (stolen ADARI technology)

    F213F009AF3B0668FE30FE4367BAA8B758F4BDAB

    6AAFDE53732555B28C81B337A95F63381F40FD82
    This is how you do it correctly:
    CD9D322A5EC7D5E6FDCB86EE7B965E4828F31E4A
    372A04969AA93EB0C5ED84DBE10A06288DF383B6

    Fuck rimg, giant images all the way, because MISSILES AND EXPLOSIONS.
    Post edited by Steeveeo on
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  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    Loosely transcribed because the dude used a mic.
    [Anonymous Cadet]: Where do I get Ess Bep, I searched it on Google but I can't find nuffink.
    ...
    [Anonymous Cadet]: I put it in the search box and it comes up with '0 apps found'.
    [Puff Machine]: ...You typed it into Windows Explorer?

    (he did)


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    22:30:06: [SxS] The Assassin [DT]: Wtf for some reason parts of my ship dissapears....
    22:31:46: [SxS] The Assassin [DT]: This ship is so fucked up....
    22:32:51: Engine error: models/spacebuild/corvette_chair.mdl (2) at -202.4 215.7 -133.4 in contact with models/ce_ls3additional/solar_generator/solar_generator_giant.mdl (2) at -198.0 215.7 -137.3, crash. dist = -1, minq = 99999999999999998000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.000000
    
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    11:42 - Rigel: taco my ass just made this exact sound of a sonar ping
    11:42 - Mouldy_Taco: you should get that checked out
    11:42 - Rigel: i probably should
    11:43 - Mouldy_Taco: there might be a long tube full of seamen stuck in there


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    Err: Lol eg håpa at dokker førstår nodr-norsk dialekt.
    kostv93: Da.
    kostv93: Twa podsilva qdroto mi.
    tHirStyForKiLLz: Zakvo mi lagi.
    njits23: Ja, laten we allemaal onze eigen taal gaan praten.
    kostv93: Shoto ima mn korabi.
    njits23: Dat is een heel goed idee.
    kostv93: Iam 7 miliona krav.
    Rigel: OI M8 WANNA GO DOWN ALDIS GET SOME FISH AND CHIPS.
    kostv93: Armor.
    Err: Ka fan e det du sei njits?
    tHirStyForKiLLz: E ti hubu se kefish ama.
    Kanzuke: Woo, all the dialects.
    tHirStyForKiLLz: S toq lag kak se biesh.
    kostv93: A nai silniq mi korab ima 100.
    njits23: Sorry, ik spreek geen norweegs.
    Rigel: I'LL FUCKING BASH YA.
    kostv93: Em to e stroene ne e biene.
    kostv93: Ela da ti sloja sedalka.
    kostv93: Da se razhodim.
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) was killed by worldspawn
    [SBRP] - kostv93 spawned vehicle
    Err: Sæ du snakka ikke nord-norsk? vell det e jo en skam.
    [SBRP] - kostv93 spawned vehicle
    Kanzuke: 011110010110111101110101001000000110000101110010011001010010000001100001011011000110110000100000011100110111010001101111011100000110100101100100.

    diaspora is a rich melting pot of worldly cultures


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    09:34 AM - Rigel: we could have made fat stacks selling admins for diaspora darkrp
    09:34 AM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: 'selling admins' thats a good plan, just kidnap all the admins and sell them on a black market
    09:34 AM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: :V
    09:35 AM - Rigel: you hit kanzuke over the head from behind and tie him up i'll write up the advert sheets
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  • Puff MachinePuff Machine Posts: 23Registered
    A conversation with everyone's most love player Rokh(James(James X(Titan(SE EU 1(SurvivalEU1)(SpaceEngineersEU1(SpaceEngineersServer1(Pearce(Commander Shepard)))))))) (stop changing names damnit)
    17:41 - Rokh: but i am the most stupid person on eve probably
    17:41 - Rokh: can u teleport me to some planet with AIR
    17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): there's always someone more stupid than you
    17:41 - Rokh: thats true
    17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): compared to the baseline IQ of a tablecloth for example
    17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): you are fairly smart
    17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): not quite a genius
    17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): but above average
    17:42 - Rokh: do you want to know why my choice for a first ship was a battleship
    17:42 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): do tell
    17:42 - Rokh: I don't want to get destroyed right away on the first encounter on pvp
    17:42 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): so instead
    17:42 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): your going to get destroyed in your first pvp encounter in a ship worth half a plex?
    17:42 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): good plan
    17:43 - Rokh: ehhhh
    17:43 - Rokh: true
    My avatar is weird.
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: The giant slab of breathing meat makes nice sounds too.
    


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    There has been a severe lack of posts in this thread. Have quotes from chats of last hour.
    06:58 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: FINALLY
    06:58 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: I FUCKING WIN
    06:58 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: YOU PILE OF UNREAL CRAP EDITOR
    07:46 PM - Anubis: LOL
    07:46 PM - Anubis: i was afk mining, i just came back and this guy tried to suicide gank me FOUR TIMES
    07:46 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: how pathetic
    ...
    07:54 PM - Anubis: so it was actually 3 different people trying to gank me
    07:54 PM - Anubis: fucking retards
    07:54 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: i faceplanted my keyboard because a facepalm just wasn't powerful enough
    07:37 PM - Captain Spectacular: no-one must know i'm listening to the amazing spiderman 2 soundtrack and actually getting hyped about it
    07:37 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: OBJECTIVE FAILED
    07:30 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: the arrows for moving things around are having this glitchy appearance right now
    07:30 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: it reminds me of meat kraken
    07:31 PM - Captain Spectacular: with less shrieking hopefully
    07:31 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: its not making sounds, but it looks like its yelling at someone
    07:31 PM - Captain Spectacular: it..looks like it's yelling at someone?
    07:32 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: the red arrow part turns into like a giant mouth with large spikes for teeth, and the rest just gets all big
    07:32 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: to me it looks like kraken yelling at something
    07:33 PM - Captain Spectacular: i think that's less of a "compling for linux" problem and more of a "satan" problem
    07:33 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: eh
    07:33 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: it is my computer, is expected
    07:33 PM - Captain Spectacular: http://31.media.tumblr.com/9e5b1973c061 ... o1_500.jpg
    07:34 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: pretty much
    07:47 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: when in doubt
    07:47 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: rainbow rokh
    07:27 PM - Captain Spectacular: fucking uac is actually making me consider using linux
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  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    L: !play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydVDyVvwxXM.
    PlayX: Playing ydVDyVvwxXM using handler JWYoutube
    PlayX: Page loaded, preparing to inject
    PlayX: Metadata received
    unnamed: :v.
    L: I cannot provide a more succint depiction of life in the Spectral Directorate than this.
    Rokh: It sounds like ukraine.
    unnamed: Magical girls combined with gay wrestling dudes? :V.
    L: Nailed it.
    unnamed: Thats an interesting one.

    (garry broke everything so i'm unnamed and lambda is L)
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  • Puff MachinePuff Machine Posts: 23Registered
    Puff Machine: You did read the server title before connecting right?
    Nub(voice): no
    My avatar is weird.
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    5:23 PM - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): gnight
    5:24 PM - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): also i just fell off my chair
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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Steeveeo: Ltb, 40 minutes until Omen if you wanna give that map a try.
    Console: if i felt like restarting my computer i would be on atm
    Steeveeo: Lua_run FindPlayerByName("Console"):ConCommand("reboot")
    In$anity: Gg.
    Console: thats not how that works :V
    Steeveeo: It is now.
    Steeveeo: Did you not see my Lua virus enter your PC?
    Console: but voxels being built prevents windows from shutting my computer down :V
    Steeveeo: Generate faser.
    Steeveeo: Faster, even.
    Steeveeo: Stupid T key on an old keyboard.
    
    [..]
    
    Steeveeo: Too bad the seek command stopped working on playx.
    Steeveeo: This song is pretty bomb and I'm pretty sure half of us are behind.
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ- disconnected
    Steeveeo: Ltb died.
    In$anity: Typing, no less.
    Steeveeo: LtBrandon - Offline 1 minute.
    Steeveeo: Super ded.
    In$anity: And he said that's not how lua worked.
    Steeveeo: :D.
    
  • KanzukeKanzuke Posts: 181Registered, Moderator
    njits23: "From now on, this will be forever known as Satan and Hitlers penis dungeon"

    Gfy
    GiftedFewIndigowingedparrot.gif

    Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    06:57 - Mouldy_Taco: You know when i talked to you about global agenda awhile ago
    06:58 - Lλmbdλ: and then i forgot to play the shit out of it
    06:58 - Mouldy_Taco: Well, a spiritual successor is in the works. Also I've been streaming sine pretty competitive matches recently
    06:58 - Lλmbdλ: :O
    06:58 - Mouldy_Taco: Some
    06:58 - Lλmbdλ: what is name of succesor
    06:59 - Mouldy_Taco: Sparkly goal assault
    06:59 - Mouldy_Taco: Be back later
    06:59 - Lλmbdλ: ...<_>
    07:58 - Mouldy_Taco is now Online.
    08:00 - Mouldy_Taco: I meant to type
    08:00 - Mouldy_Taco: Supposedly global assault


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • KanzukeKanzuke Posts: 181Registered, Moderator
    Me and Lλmbdλ play a rousing game of not-fully-coded chess.
    Chessboard: Lλmbdλ is playing as Black!
    Lλmbdλ: D:
    Chessboard: Kanzuke is playing as White!
    Chessboard: Game Start!
    Chessboard: White's Move
    Lλmbdλ: Send out da pope.
    Chessboard: White Pawn from E2 to E4
    Lλmbdλ: NO I CAN'T PUT THE PAWN DOWN.
    Kanzuke: Deselection coming soon(tm)
    Lλmbdλ: GAME IS OVER.
    Chessboard: Black Pawn from F7 to F5
    Chessboard: White Pawn from E4 to F5, taking Black Pawn
    Lλmbdλ: But now my pope is in play.
    Chessboard: Black King from E8 to F7
    Chessboard: White Queen from D1 to H5
    Chessboard: Black King from F7 to E6
    Chessboard: White Queen from H5 to G4
    Lλmbdλ: Back it up pope.
    Chessboard: Black King from E6 to D6
    Chessboard: White Queen from G4 to F4
    Lλmbdλ: Aha, evil fluttershy.
    Chessboard: Black Knight from G8 to F6
    Chessboard: White Queen from F4 to D6, taking Black King
    Lλmbdλ: THE POPE TURNED WHITE.
    Lλmbdλ: AND SPIKY.
    Lλmbdλ: At least I have this tower.
    Kanzuke: I guess I win.
    Chessboard: Black Rook from H8 to G8
    Kanzuke: *unidentified victory march starts playing*
    Lλmbdλ: <_<;
    Chessboard: White Queen from D6 to F6, taking Black Knight
    Chessboard: Black Queen from D8 to E8
    Chessboard: White Queen from F6 to C3
    Lλmbdλ: SHIT THE QUEEN TELEPORTS.
    Lλmbdλ: WHERE.
    Lλmbdλ: HOW.
    Lλmbdλ: How do I delete pawn.
    Kanzuke: Seppuku.
    Chessboard: Black Knight from B8 to C6
    Lλmbdλ: Horse assault.
    Chessboard: White Knight from B1 to A3
    Chessboard: Black Rook from G8 to H8
    Chessboard: White Knight from A3 to B5
    Chessboard: Black Queen from E8 to H5
    Chessboard: White Bishop from F1 to C4
    Chessboard: Black Pawn from A7 to A5
    Kanzuke: Fak.
    Lλmbdλ: What? who's winning? when?
    Chessboard: White Bishop from C4 to G8
    Chessboard: Black Pawn from H7 to H6
    Chessboard: White King from E1 to E2
    Lλmbdλ: Ah, the squeeble defense.
    Chessboard: Black Pawn from A5 to A4
    Chessboard: White King from E2 to E3
    Chessboard: Black Knight from C6 to B4
    Chessboard: White King from E3 to E4
    Chessboard: Black Rook from A8 to A5
    Chessboard: White King from E4 to E5
    Chessboard: Black Rook from H8 to G8, taking White Bishop
    Chessboard: White King from E5 to E6
    Lλmbdλ: Oh shit, rival pope.
    Lλmbdλ: The caliphate.
    Chessboard: Black Rook from G8 to H8
    Chessboard: White King from E6 to E7, taking Black Pawn
    Lλmbdλ: Gotta hide the left twin tower.
    Chessboard: Black Knight from B4 to C2, taking White Pawn
    Chessboard: White Queen from C3 to G7, taking Black Pawn
    Lλmbdλ: KANZUKE IS EDITING.
    Chessboard: Black Queen from H5 to H2, taking White Pawn
    Chessboard: White King from E7 to F8, taking Black Bishop
    Chessboard: Black Rook from A5 to B5, taking White Knight
    Chessboard: White Queen from G7 to H8, taking Black Rook
    Lλmbdλ: Gotta secure that thistle.
    Chessboard: Black Queen from H2 to G2, taking White Pawn
    Chessboard: White Pawn from F5 to F6
    Chessboard: Black Queen from G2 to F2, taking White Pawn
    Chessboard: White King from F8 to G8
    Lλmbdλ: The pope and the buttplug, together.
    Lλmbdλ: Illuminati confirmed?
    Chessboard: Black Queen from F2 to F6, taking White Pawn
    Kanzuke: Nooo.
    Kanzuke: I was going to make it into a threesome.
    Lλmbdλ: This is some game of thrones shit right here.
    Chessboard: White Queen from H8 to F6, taking Black Queen
    Lλmbdλ: No kidding, I have no idea what the fuck this piece is.
    Kanzuke: Is the holy man.
    Lλmbdλ: ...why doesn't he have the pope hat?
    Kanzuke: Budget cuts.
    Lλmbdλ: Shit.
    Chessboard: Black Knight from C2 to A1, taking White Rook
    Chessboard: White Pawn from D2 to D4
    Lλmbdλ: Both these towers down and I get the September Defense.
    Chessboard: Black Pawn from C7 to C5
    Chessboard: White Pawn from D4 to C5, taking Black Pawn
    Chessboard: Black Rook from B5 to C5, taking White Pawn
    Chessboard: White Bishop from C1 to H6, taking Black Pawn
    Chessboard: Black Pawn from D7 to D5
    Chessboard: White Rook from H1 to H5
    Chessboard: Black Bishop from C8 to H3
    Chessboard: White Knight from G1 to H3, taking Black Bishop
    Lλmbdλ: Wait.
    Lλmbdλ: Where's my royalty.
    Kanzuke: Uhh.
    *Points to killed pieces*
    Kanzuke: Over here.
    Lλmbdλ: ...right.
    Lλmbdλ: Give me a sec to fix the e2.
    *Lλmbdλ gets in the Kraken and fires everything he has at the chessboard*
    Kanzuke: D:
    Kanzuke: Just a little bit overkill.
    Lλmbdλ: Right, chess is for babies.

    Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
  • xX Lord Anubis XxxX Lord Anubis Xx Posts: 170Registered
    8:57 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: not sure if that was what you wanted to send me
    8:58 PM - Anubis: its not
    8:58 PM - Anubis: http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/239 ... 4FC1B985B/
    8:58 PM - Anubis: that is
    8:58 PM - Anubis: so much fucking blood
    8:59 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: that corpse must be on its period
    8:58 PM - Anubis: LOL
    9:10 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: your password is now periods
    Every Human Being has some capacity for evil. It's just that some Humans have a greater capacity for evil than others.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    &lt;LtBrandon&gt; all your health r belong 2 meh
    LtBrandon fell out of the world
    &lt;Steeveeo&gt; wot
    &lt;LtBrandon&gt; what manner of bullshit
    
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    The wonderful sounds of the diaspora teamspeak.

    Also forums wouldn't accept .wav so have a .zip with a .wav in it. Puff and nielk went to war.
    zip
    zip
    ts3_recording_14_12_21_15_0_32.zip
    27M
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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    &lt;Nielk1&gt; suddenly, just fucking ore EVERYWHERE
    &lt;Nielk1&gt; i am ina very shallow mine
    &lt;Nielk1&gt; every time I dug ore, I found more
    &lt;Steeveeo&gt; sounds like a
    &lt;Steeveeo&gt; MINER problem
    &lt;Steeveeo&gt; YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
    &#91;WEB&#93; web-002 (Clakattack): CAAAKKE CAKE CAKE
    &lt;Nielk1&gt; I tried to YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA but i lagged
    &lt;Nielk1&gt; lagging bad actually
    &lt;Nielk1&gt; this si getting absurd
    &lt;Nielk1&gt; not that I mind
    

    Another day in the life on Clak's Minecraft server.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    3:56 PM - Clakattack: Puff is now on the railway
    3:56 PM - Steeveeo: are you twiddling your mustache?
    3:56 PM - Clakattack: heh
    
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    6:45 PM - Steeveeo: *coughracistcough*
    6:45 PM - Ama: British people aren't a race.
    

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