"We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded."
12:38 PM - Lλmbdλ: yo steev, i appear to be surrounded by explosions on the server, is this your doing?
12:38 PM - Steeveeo: it very well might be
12:38 PM - Lλmbdλ: very good
robert.pimental: Someone PLEASE change the map to Austria or Gooniverse
Lλmbdλ: ...i wank to furry transformation porn, do I count?
Evil Haggis: I,ll keep this just incase I get an apithiniy.
Blood Altar: Evil, you get what steeveeo said right?
Evil Haggis: And yes I don't know how to spell that right.
Steeveeo: There's not knowing how to spell it.
Steeveeo: And then there's swinging for the fences.
Steeveeo: And I have to say, that was way across the foul line.
all new test firing of United Federation Strike Corvette Kraken's missile silos (stolen ADARI technology)
[Anonymous Cadet]: Where do I get Ess Bep, I searched it on Google but I can't find nuffink.
[Anonymous Cadet]: I put it in the search box and it comes up with '0 apps found'.
[Puff Machine]: ...You typed it into Windows Explorer?
22:30:06: [SxS] The Assassin [DT]: Wtf for some reason parts of my ship dissapears....
22:31:46: [SxS] The Assassin [DT]: This ship is so fucked up....
22:32:51: Engine error: models/spacebuild/corvette_chair.mdl (2) at -202.4 215.7 -133.4 in contact with models/ce_ls3additional/solar_generator/solar_generator_giant.mdl (2) at -198.0 215.7 -137.3, crash. dist = -1, minq = 99999999999999998000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.000000
11:42 - Rigel: taco my ass just made this exact sound of a sonar ping
11:42 - Mouldy_Taco: you should get that checked out
11:42 - Rigel: i probably should
11:43 - Mouldy_Taco: there might be a long tube full of seamen stuck in there
Err: Lol eg håpa at dokker førstår nodr-norsk dialekt.
kostv93: Twa podsilva qdroto mi.
tHirStyForKiLLz: Zakvo mi lagi.
njits23: Ja, laten we allemaal onze eigen taal gaan praten.
kostv93: Shoto ima mn korabi.
njits23: Dat is een heel goed idee.
kostv93: Iam 7 miliona krav.
Rigel: OI M8 WANNA GO DOWN ALDIS GET SOME FISH AND CHIPS.
Err: Ka fan e det du sei njits?
tHirStyForKiLLz: E ti hubu se kefish ama.
Kanzuke: Woo, all the dialects.
tHirStyForKiLLz: S toq lag kak se biesh.
kostv93: A nai silniq mi korab ima 100.
njits23: Sorry, ik spreek geen norweegs.
Rigel: I'LL FUCKING BASH YA.
kostv93: Em to e stroene ne e biene.
kostv93: Ela da ti sloja sedalka.
kostv93: Da se razhodim.
Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) was killed by worldspawn
[SBRP] - kostv93 spawned vehicle
Err: Sæ du snakka ikke nord-norsk? vell det e jo en skam.
[SBRP] - kostv93 spawned vehicle
09:34 AM - Rigel: we could have made fat stacks selling admins for diaspora darkrp
09:34 AM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: 'selling admins' thats a good plan, just kidnap all the admins and sell them on a black market
09:34 AM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: :V
09:35 AM - Rigel: you hit kanzuke over the head from behind and tie him up i'll write up the advert sheets
17:41 - Rokh: but i am the most stupid person on eve probably
17:41 - Rokh: can u teleport me to some planet with AIR
17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): there's always someone more stupid than you
17:41 - Rokh: thats true
17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): compared to the baseline IQ of a tablecloth for example
17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): you are fairly smart
17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): not quite a genius
17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): but above average
17:42 - Rokh: do you want to know why my choice for a first ship was a battleship
17:42 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): do tell
17:42 - Rokh: I don't want to get destroyed right away on the first encounter on pvp
17:42 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): so instead
17:42 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): your going to get destroyed in your first pvp encounter in a ship worth half a plex?
17:42 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): good plan
17:43 - Rokh: ehhhh
17:43 - Rokh: true
Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: The giant slab of breathing meat makes nice sounds too.
06:58 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: FINALLY
06:58 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: I FUCKING WIN
06:58 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: YOU PILE OF UNREAL CRAP EDITOR
07:46 PM - Anubis: LOL
07:46 PM - Anubis: i was afk mining, i just came back and this guy tried to suicide gank me FOUR TIMES
07:46 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: how pathetic
07:54 PM - Anubis: so it was actually 3 different people trying to gank me
07:54 PM - Anubis: fucking retards
07:54 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: i faceplanted my keyboard because a facepalm just wasn't powerful enough
07:37 PM - Captain Spectacular: no-one must know i'm listening to the amazing spiderman 2 soundtrack and actually getting hyped about it
07:37 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: OBJECTIVE FAILED
07:30 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: the arrows for moving things around are having this glitchy appearance right now
07:30 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: it reminds me of meat kraken
07:31 PM - Captain Spectacular: with less shrieking hopefully
07:31 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: its not making sounds, but it looks like its yelling at someone
07:31 PM - Captain Spectacular: it..looks like it's yelling at someone?
07:32 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: the red arrow part turns into like a giant mouth with large spikes for teeth, and the rest just gets all big
07:32 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: to me it looks like kraken yelling at something
07:33 PM - Captain Spectacular: i think that's less of a "compling for linux" problem and more of a "satan" problem
07:33 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: eh
07:33 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: it is my computer, is expected
07:33 PM - Captain Spectacular: http://31.media.tumblr.com/9e5b1973c061 ... o1_500.jpg
07:34 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: pretty much
07:47 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: when in doubt
07:47 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: rainbow rokh
07:27 PM - Captain Spectacular: fucking uac is actually making me consider using linux
L: !play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydVDyVvwxXM.
PlayX: Playing ydVDyVvwxXM using handler JWYoutube
PlayX: Page loaded, preparing to inject
PlayX: Metadata received
L: I cannot provide a more succint depiction of life in the Spectral Directorate than this.
Rokh: It sounds like ukraine.
unnamed: Magical girls combined with gay wrestling dudes? :V.
L: Nailed it.
unnamed: Thats an interesting one.
Puff Machine: You did read the server title before connecting right?
5:23 PM - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): gnight
5:24 PM - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): also i just fell off my chair
Steeveeo: Ltb, 40 minutes until Omen if you wanna give that map a try.
Console: if i felt like restarting my computer i would be on atm
Steeveeo: Lua_run FindPlayerByName("Console"):ConCommand("reboot")
Console: thats not how that works :V
Steeveeo: It is now.
Steeveeo: Did you not see my Lua virus enter your PC?
Console: but voxels being built prevents windows from shutting my computer down :V
Steeveeo: Generate faser.
Steeveeo: Faster, even.
Steeveeo: Stupid T key on an old keyboard.
Steeveeo: Too bad the seek command stopped working on playx.
Steeveeo: This song is pretty bomb and I'm pretty sure half of us are behind.
Steeveeo: Ltb died.
In$anity: Typing, no less.
Steeveeo: LtBrandon - Offline 1 minute.
Steeveeo: Super ded.
In$anity: And he said that's not how lua worked.
njits23: "From now on, this will be forever known as Satan and Hitlers penis dungeon"
Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
06:57 - Mouldy_Taco: You know when i talked to you about global agenda awhile ago
06:58 - Lλmbdλ: and then i forgot to play the shit out of it
06:58 - Mouldy_Taco: Well, a spiritual successor is in the works. Also I've been streaming sine pretty competitive matches recently
06:58 - Lλmbdλ: :O
06:58 - Mouldy_Taco: Some
06:58 - Lλmbdλ: what is name of succesor
06:59 - Mouldy_Taco: Sparkly goal assault
06:59 - Mouldy_Taco: Be back later
06:59 - Lλmbdλ: ...<_>
07:58 - Mouldy_Taco is now Online.
08:00 - Mouldy_Taco: I meant to type
08:00 - Mouldy_Taco: Supposedly global assault
Chessboard: Lλmbdλ is playing as Black!
Chessboard: Kanzuke is playing as White!
Chessboard: Game Start!
Chessboard: White's Move
Lλmbdλ: Send out da pope.
Chessboard: White Pawn from E2 to E4
Lλmbdλ: NO I CAN'T PUT THE PAWN DOWN.
Kanzuke: Deselection coming soon(tm)
Lλmbdλ: GAME IS OVER.
Chessboard: Black Pawn from F7 to F5
Chessboard: White Pawn from E4 to F5, taking Black Pawn
Lλmbdλ: But now my pope is in play.
Chessboard: Black King from E8 to F7
Chessboard: White Queen from D1 to H5
Chessboard: Black King from F7 to E6
Chessboard: White Queen from H5 to G4
Lλmbdλ: Back it up pope.
Chessboard: Black King from E6 to D6
Chessboard: White Queen from G4 to F4
Lλmbdλ: Aha, evil fluttershy.
Chessboard: Black Knight from G8 to F6
Chessboard: White Queen from F4 to D6, taking Black King
Lλmbdλ: THE POPE TURNED WHITE.
Lλmbdλ: AND SPIKY.
Lλmbdλ: At least I have this tower.
Kanzuke: I guess I win.
Chessboard: Black Rook from H8 to G8
Kanzuke: *unidentified victory march starts playing*
Chessboard: White Queen from D6 to F6, taking Black Knight
Chessboard: Black Queen from D8 to E8
Chessboard: White Queen from F6 to C3
Lλmbdλ: SHIT THE QUEEN TELEPORTS.
Lλmbdλ: How do I delete pawn.
Chessboard: Black Knight from B8 to C6
Lλmbdλ: Horse assault.
Chessboard: White Knight from B1 to A3
Chessboard: Black Rook from G8 to H8
Chessboard: White Knight from A3 to B5
Chessboard: Black Queen from E8 to H5
Chessboard: White Bishop from F1 to C4
Chessboard: Black Pawn from A7 to A5
Lλmbdλ: What? who's winning? when?
Chessboard: White Bishop from C4 to G8
Chessboard: Black Pawn from H7 to H6
Chessboard: White King from E1 to E2
Lλmbdλ: Ah, the squeeble defense.
Chessboard: Black Pawn from A5 to A4
Chessboard: White King from E2 to E3
Chessboard: Black Knight from C6 to B4
Chessboard: White King from E3 to E4
Chessboard: Black Rook from A8 to A5
Chessboard: White King from E4 to E5
Chessboard: Black Rook from H8 to G8, taking White Bishop
Chessboard: White King from E5 to E6
Lλmbdλ: Oh shit, rival pope.
Lλmbdλ: The caliphate.
Chessboard: Black Rook from G8 to H8
Chessboard: White King from E6 to E7, taking Black Pawn
Lλmbdλ: Gotta hide the left twin tower.
Chessboard: Black Knight from B4 to C2, taking White Pawn
Chessboard: White Queen from C3 to G7, taking Black Pawn
Lλmbdλ: KANZUKE IS EDITING.
Chessboard: Black Queen from H5 to H2, taking White Pawn
Chessboard: White King from E7 to F8, taking Black Bishop
Chessboard: Black Rook from A5 to B5, taking White Knight
Chessboard: White Queen from G7 to H8, taking Black Rook
Lλmbdλ: Gotta secure that thistle.
Chessboard: Black Queen from H2 to G2, taking White Pawn
Chessboard: White Pawn from F5 to F6
Chessboard: Black Queen from G2 to F2, taking White Pawn
Chessboard: White King from F8 to G8
Lλmbdλ: The pope and the buttplug, together.
Lλmbdλ: Illuminati confirmed?
Chessboard: Black Queen from F2 to F6, taking White Pawn
Kanzuke: I was going to make it into a threesome.
Lλmbdλ: This is some game of thrones shit right here.
Chessboard: White Queen from H8 to F6, taking Black Queen
Lλmbdλ: No kidding, I have no idea what the fuck this piece is.
Kanzuke: Is the holy man.
Lλmbdλ: ...why doesn't he have the pope hat?
Kanzuke: Budget cuts.
Chessboard: Black Knight from C2 to A1, taking White Rook
Chessboard: White Pawn from D2 to D4
Lλmbdλ: Both these towers down and I get the September Defense.
Chessboard: Black Pawn from C7 to C5
Chessboard: White Pawn from D4 to C5, taking Black Pawn
Chessboard: Black Rook from B5 to C5, taking White Pawn
Chessboard: White Bishop from C1 to H6, taking Black Pawn
Chessboard: Black Pawn from D7 to D5
Chessboard: White Rook from H1 to H5
Chessboard: Black Bishop from C8 to H3
Chessboard: White Knight from G1 to H3, taking Black Bishop
Lλmbdλ: Where's my royalty.
*Points to killed pieces*
Kanzuke: Over here.
Lλmbdλ: Give me a sec to fix the e2.
*Lλmbdλ gets in the Kraken and fires everything he has at the chessboard*
Kanzuke: Just a little bit overkill.
Lλmbdλ: Right, chess is for babies.
8:57 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: not sure if that was what you wanted to send me
8:58 PM - Anubis: its not
8:58 PM - Anubis: http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/239 ... 4FC1B985B/
8:58 PM - Anubis: that is
8:58 PM - Anubis: so much fucking blood
8:59 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: that corpse must be on its period
8:58 PM - Anubis: LOL
9:10 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: your password is now periods
<LtBrandon> all your health r belong 2 meh
LtBrandon fell out of the world
<LtBrandon> what manner of bullshit
<Nielk1> suddenly, just fucking ore EVERYWHERE
<Nielk1> i am ina very shallow mine
<Nielk1> every time I dug ore, I found more
<Steeveeo> sounds like a
<Steeveeo> MINER problem
[WEB] web-002 (Clakattack): CAAAKKE CAKE CAKE
<Nielk1> I tried to YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA but i lagged
<Nielk1> lagging bad actually
<Nielk1> this si getting absurd
<Nielk1> not that I mind
3:56 PM - Clakattack: Puff is now on the railway
3:56 PM - Steeveeo: are you twiddling your mustache?
3:56 PM - Clakattack: heh
6:45 PM - Steeveeo: *coughracistcough*
6:45 PM - Ama: British people aren't a race.