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Hackharvester: Thats right folks, buy this fusion reactor and you get a FREE fuck. Get yours now.
Lλmbdλ: ????????????
Hackharvester: Its a joke.
Lλmbdλ: ?????????????????????
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That moment when you're known as such a lua_run troll that you get blamed for things on reflex:
Lambda: Make a giant ascii butt.
Lambda: I'M ASCENDING.
Lambda: STEEVEEO.
Lambda: HE'S TO BLAME.
EDIT: And then this happened:
Lambda: I'll try parenting 2 ragdolls to each other to fix this bug.
Lambda: It'll do SOMETHING.
server_cvar: "sbox_maxprop_ragdoll" "1"
Lambda: Oh I have only one.
server_cvar: "sbox_admin_nolimits" "1"
Lambda: Whoops.
Lambda: Indeed.
Lambda: These charples scared me when I was tiny and first played hl2.
Lambda: I got scared they'd get up when my back was turned and come after me.
Lambda: Now it's dancing.
HLSW NOTE: Disconnected
ckeygraham: I have a gyropod.
ckeygraham: Veghicles and space build enghancment.
ckeygraham: In the spawn menu.
ckeygraham: In the veghicles section.
ckeygraham: And space build enghancment.
ckeygraham: No problem.
[...]
ckeygraham: Prepair for takoff.
[...]
ckeygraham: Thats a wire one.
ckeygraham: A wirless one.
ckeygraham: Not a wire one.
ckeygraham: And it has to face forword.
ckeygraham: And be welded.
ckeygraham: Oh.
ckeygraham: My gyropod is diffrent for some resen.
[...]
ckeygraham: YOUR GUYRO IS BACKWORDS.
ckeygraham: TURN THE GYRO.
ckeygraham: Unweld it.
ckeygraham: With z.
Dr.Krieger: Z.
ckeygraham: Hold e and move your mouse.
ckeygraham: Ill meat you at the other earth.
[...]
ckeygraham: XD.
ckeygraham: It is a veghicle.
[...]
ckeygraham: 1 can control a intire space stashion.
[...]
ckeygraham: It gouse where you look.
ckeygraham: Fallow me.
ckeygraham: Hit shift.
ckeygraham: Ore.
ckeygraham: D ore a.
[...]
ckeygraham: The ship is a veghicle.
His ship:
Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
Smittywarbenjagermanjansen: /y WHEN I GET CLOSE TO THE GROUND BAIL OUT!!!
Smittywarbenjagermanjansen: Sorry.
Clakattack: O.O.
Smittywarbenjagermanjansen: Binds.
EDIT: Just going to start a list of these things...
Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
11:41 AM - It's Hob-Noon.: you should come in here(teamspeak), because that will surly boost productivity
11:41 AM - It's Hob-Noon.:
11:42 AM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: do you want your fucking cheeseburger factory or not?
11:42 AM - It's Hob-Noon.: SHIT NEVER MIND
11:42 AM - It's Hob-Noon.: WORK ON BRANDON
11:42 AM - It's Hob-Noon.: WORK ON
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[IPE] Long Dick: Wow you live on long island kanzuke.
Kanzuke: What.
[IPE] Long Dick: You live in south hampton newyork long island.
[IPE] Long Dick: Correct?
Kanzuke: Totally, yep.
Steeveeo: Lol.
Kanzuke: Is a nice island.
Kanzuke: Very long.
Kanzuke: No other notable features.
Kanzuke: Has a pretty cool flag as well.
Kanzuke: Being an island.
[IPE] Long Dick: I live in long island new york -_-\
Steeveeo: Hey kanz, how do you feel about the Boston Tea Party?
[IPE] Long Dick disconnected
No idea why this random cadet thought Kanz lives in New York...
Another one for the weird-ass cadet accidental bind hit list:
Mr. Vizzy: "[bw]Mexican Li[rainbow]kes Apple [gray]I Hate People That Say They Hate Mexicans Ya Racist's"
Mr. Vizzy: "Wopps."
Mr. Vizzy: "A bind."
Hob and I discussing the science behind Spacebuild
12:48 AM - Steeveeo: how menacing does this description sound?
12:48 AM - Steeveeo: GM:AddResourceType("Polonium Nitrate", 1, "Cargo", 1, "models/slyfo_2/mortarsys_incen.mdl", "models/slyfo_2/mortarsys_incen.mdl", 2,
"An inexplicable freak of nature. A seed crystal, under the right conditions, can explosively precipitate outwards. Constantly emits highly toxic polonium nitroxide gas.")
12:49 AM - Hobnob: neat
12:49 AM - Hobnob: sounds like something puff would have EVERYWHERE
12:49 AM - Hobnob: or try to weaponsie
12:50 AM - Steeveeo: replacing "toxic" with "corrosive"
12:50 AM - Steeveeo: sounds better
12:50 AM - Hobnob: yeah, does it do damage to ships atm?
12:50 AM - Steeveeo: no damage at all, currently
12:50 AM - Steeveeo: will be fixed soon(tm)
12:51 AM - Steeveeo: also also, "nitroxide" is apparently a thing, but nothing seems to want to define what that ACTUALLY is, chemically
12:51 AM - Steeveeo: so more pseudoscience, woo
12:52 AM - Hobnob: no2?
12:52 AM - Hobnob: err
12:52 AM - Steeveeo: also, heh
12:52 AM - Steeveeo: searching for "polonium nitroxide" says "Did you mean: polonium NITRATE?"
12:56 AM - Hobnob: PoNO
12:56 AM - Hobnob: heh.
12:56 AM - Steeveeo: :V
12:56 AM - Steeveeo: P-Oh NOOOO
12:57 AM - Hobnob: polonium hydroxide
12:57 AM - Steeveeo: Hydrogen Polonide
12:57 AM - Hobnob: xD
12:59 AM - Hobnob: here we go
12:59 AM - Hobnob: N4O12Po2
12:59 AM - Steeveeo: oh lord what the fuck is that
12:59 AM - Hobnob: it was anoying me it wasnt balanced
12:59 AM - Hobnob: polonium nitrate
12:59 AM - Hobnob: thats what it would be if you actually managed to make it
1:00 AM - Hobnob: http://www.chemspider.com/Chemical-Structure.21162306.html
1:01 AM - Hobnob: polonium tetranitrate
1:01 AM - Hobnob: technicaly its this
1:01 AM - Hobnob: but PN cant exist
1:02 AM - Hobnob: so yeah
1:02 AM - Steeveeo: yay, my "Inexplicable Freak of Nature" line can stay!
1:02 AM - Hobnob: yeah ptn is the closest you can actually get
EDIT:
1:07 AM - Steeveeo: side note:
GM:AddResourceType("Energy", 1, "Energy", 0, "models/items/car_battery01.mdl", "models/items/car_battery01.mdl", 1,
"Energy, voltage, amperage, watts, NRG, zapitude; a resource with many names, all of which determine if your guns are firing and your lifesupport will turn on.")
1:07 AM - Hobnob: xD
1:08 AM - Hobnob: renaming all displays to zapitude
What it's like to have Clakattack on your friends list:
Friday, June 10, 2016
12:03 AM - Clakattack: STEVEEO
12:03 AM - Clakattack: STEVEEO
1:38 AM - Clakattack: STEEVEEO
1:39 AM - Clakattack: y u snooze
10:00 AM - Clakattack: seelp flali
-{I.T.O.S.}- Pepethecat: IM ON THE MOON.
[SBRP] - -{I.T.O.S.}- Pepethecat spawned models/lt_c/flagpole.mdl
-{I.T.O.S.}- Pepethecat: I SET A FLAG ON THE MOON!
Kanzuke: XD.
-{I.T.O.S.}- Pepethecat: MY MOON! GET YOUR OWN FUCKERS.
Kanzuke: Moon is claimed by cat-kind.
-{I.T.O.S.}- Pepethecat: Exactly.
-{I.T.O.S.}- Pepethecat: THE EARTH LIKE PLANET IS ALSO MINE NOW.
-{I.T.O.S.}- Pepethecat was killed by sbep_base_door_controller
Warning: killicon not found 'sbep_base_door_controller'
-{I.T.O.S.}- Pepethecat: NVM.
Kanzuke: Uh huh?
Kanzuke: XD.
-{I.T.O.S.}- Pepethecat: MY SHIP KILLED ME.
-{I.T.O.S.}- Pepethecat: TRAITOR.
EDIT: Bonus nocontext
Lλmbdλ: You know I was so caught up in the porn VIs I didn't think to wonder why that laptop just shouted at me and exploded.
Lλmbdλ: I just kind of take it in stride now.
Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
So after Puff had been fighting with some very weird bugs with his E2 Spawned test ship for a good while, and we'd just accepted that the PlayX queue's ".request" chat command had stopped responding for reasons unknown, I had the bright idea to put videos in a playlist and request that, since that function should still work. This is what I got:
Then the E2 tick quota'd. Meanwhile, in the console:
That is the output from the HTML request (shouldn't be printed) merged with some of Puff's E2's variables (definitely shouldn't be printed).
EDIT: IT'S FUCKING REPRODUCEABLE.
Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
Berserker: /me turns his head to the left, raising his right arm.
Berserker: Fuck rp binds.
Kanzuke: ...what were you planning on doing with that right arm?
Berserker: Some nazi faction.
Kanzuke: Oh... o-okay...
Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
vurdel[ʎŁ]: fuck you you use cheap wepons use fas NON KILLING FLOOR
vurdel[ʎŁ]: Oops.
Steeveeo: ...?
Lλmbdλ: /dropmoney 5
vurdel[ʎŁ]: XD.
Lλmbdλ: Oh, it was i!
Lλmbdλ: All along!
Steeveeo: Vurdel was that a bind?
vurdel[ʎŁ]: Yes for build to kill server.
Cadets have a special talent that allows them to write to the chat without reading a single incoming message.
SlamduncAZ: KANZUKE!
Kanzuke: I'm Kanzuke.
SlamduncAZ: I had a sccuessful space mission.
Kanzuke:
Lλmbdλ: He did.
[...]
SlamduncAZ: HELP ME!
SlamduncAZ: IM STRANDED ON AN ALIEN PLANET WITH A HOSTILE ATMOSPHERE!
Kanzuke: AIE.
SlamduncAZ: I have 6 min left of oxygen.
Lλmbdλ: I guess that's enough time to spawn my ship.
Kanzuke: Otherwise blood will have to rescue us.
Kanzuke: ...with torpedoes.
[...]
SlamduncAZ: 4 min left.
[...]
Lλmbdλ: Well i've been to like every planet.
Kanzuke: The city planet lambda!
Lλmbdλ: The most fitting enviroment for this ship design.
Lλmbdλ: Don't run away from your rescue ship.
Lλmbdλ: DON'T DO THE DEATH LIFT.
Kanzuke: Shit I was wondering what that horrible noise was.
Kanzuke: Aie.
Kanzuke suicided!
Kanzuke: Out of air.
Kanzuke: Run Slam!
Kanzuke: Save yourself!
Lλmbdλ: Come into my spaceship.
Lλmbdλ: Party every day.
Lλmbdλ: Also there's water here.
SlamduncAZ: I ONLY HAVE 1 MIN LEFT OF AIR!
Lλmbdλ: WELL GET IN.
Lλmbdλ: INSTEAD OF FLEEING FROM THE OXYGEN.
Lλmbdλ: SUIT'S ON THE WALL.
SlamduncAZ: 50 sec.
Lλmbdλ: Doors are fake just run -
Lλmbdλ: GET IN.
SlamduncAZ: 40.
Lλmbdλ: WHY.
Lλmbdλ: I'LL SHOOT YOU MYSELF IF YOU DON'T.
SlamduncAZ: 30.
SlamduncAZ: 20.
SlamduncAZ: 10.
Zxvnm4: Fin.
SlamduncAZ: 5 sec.
Lλmbdλ: I will bomb you from orbit.
SlamduncAZ suicided!
SlamduncAZ: I suffocated to death.
Lλmbdλ: AND YOU'RE DEAD AND I TAKE NO RESPONSBILITY.
Kanzuke: There was clearly no avoiding that tragedy.
Lλmbdλ: Remember that episode of stargate where o'neill just stood in front of that open gate back to earth shouting about how he had 30 seconds of air left until he died.
Lλmbdλ: Oh wait even o'neill wouldn't pull that shit.
Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
arcticfox978: ...
arcticfox978: We need to cover space in debris.
Dragonrott: /advert MMM tasty (rape)
arcticfox978: Make it look like a huge space battle happen .
Kanzuke: ...dragon...
Kanzuke: ...you... uh...
Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
I feel like we could make a separate thread just for these
Gitsum (STEAM_0:1:28914903) has spawned in the server!
Kanzuke: Git: 'sum' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.
Gitsum: english motha fucker do you speak it
ButterDuck: Nah.
Gitsum: Uh.
Kanzuke: I speak only bash.
Gitsum: Ill have to unbind that.
Kanzuke: Lol.
Gitsum: english motha fucker do you speak it
Gitsum: english motha fucker do you speak it
Gitsum: english motha fucker do you speak it
Kanzuke: A Handy bind no doubt.
Gitsum: Ok its done.
Gitsum: Sorry bout that.
Kanzuke: No problem.
Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
11:12 AM - Kanzuke: I put my GPUs in the wrong way around
11:12 AM - Kanzuke: It's all gone wrong
11:12 AM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: gg
11:12 AM - Kanzuke is now Offline.
Kanz did the thing, congratulate him.
11:20 AM - rcman914: ....How
11:20 AM - rcman914: how dose he mangae that
11:20 AM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: magic
11:20 AM - rcman914: they onlly go in one way
*comes on teamspeak and starts ranting about it*
11:17 AM - njits23: how
11:17 AM - njits23: can you even do that
11:17 AM - njits23: they only slot in one way
11:18 AM - njits23: I like he went offline immediately afterwards
Comments
what idiot would be idiot enough to buy non-working internet spaceships
oh no where did that image come from
i can't stop them they're all pouring out of my pockets
heelllllllp
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
(Also pasting as an attachment because the forum HATES the wingding characters)
Lλmbdλ: donations for coding the space future of diaspora :>
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EDIT: And then this happened:
His ship:
EDIT: Just going to start a list of these things...
Crinkle.
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No idea why this random cadet thought Kanz lives in New York...
12:48 AM - Steeveeo: how menacing does this description sound? 12:48 AM - Steeveeo: GM:AddResourceType("Polonium Nitrate", 1, "Cargo", 1, "models/slyfo_2/mortarsys_incen.mdl", "models/slyfo_2/mortarsys_incen.mdl", 2, "An inexplicable freak of nature. A seed crystal, under the right conditions, can explosively precipitate outwards. Constantly emits highly toxic polonium nitroxide gas.") 12:49 AM - Hobnob: neat 12:49 AM - Hobnob: sounds like something puff would have EVERYWHERE 12:49 AM - Hobnob: or try to weaponsie 12:50 AM - Steeveeo: replacing "toxic" with "corrosive" 12:50 AM - Steeveeo: sounds better 12:50 AM - Hobnob: yeah, does it do damage to ships atm? 12:50 AM - Steeveeo: no damage at all, currently 12:50 AM - Steeveeo: will be fixed soon(tm) 12:51 AM - Steeveeo: also also, "nitroxide" is apparently a thing, but nothing seems to want to define what that ACTUALLY is, chemically 12:51 AM - Steeveeo: so more pseudoscience, woo 12:52 AM - Hobnob: no2? 12:52 AM - Hobnob: err 12:52 AM - Steeveeo: also, heh 12:52 AM - Steeveeo: searching for "polonium nitroxide" says "Did you mean: polonium NITRATE?" 12:56 AM - Hobnob: PoNO 12:56 AM - Hobnob: heh. 12:56 AM - Steeveeo: :V 12:56 AM - Steeveeo: P-Oh NOOOO 12:57 AM - Hobnob: polonium hydroxide 12:57 AM - Steeveeo: Hydrogen Polonide 12:57 AM - Hobnob: xD 12:59 AM - Hobnob: here we go 12:59 AM - Hobnob: N4O12Po2 12:59 AM - Steeveeo: oh lord what the fuck is that 12:59 AM - Hobnob: it was anoying me it wasnt balanced 12:59 AM - Hobnob: polonium nitrate 12:59 AM - Hobnob: thats what it would be if you actually managed to make it 1:00 AM - Hobnob: http://www.chemspider.com/Chemical-Structure.21162306.html 1:01 AM - Hobnob: polonium tetranitrate 1:01 AM - Hobnob: technicaly its this 1:01 AM - Hobnob: but PN cant exist 1:02 AM - Hobnob: so yeah 1:02 AM - Steeveeo: yay, my "Inexplicable Freak of Nature" line can stay! 1:02 AM - Hobnob: yeah ptn is the closest you can actually getEDIT:
1:07 AM - Steeveeo: side note: GM:AddResourceType("Energy", 1, "Energy", 0, "models/items/car_battery01.mdl", "models/items/car_battery01.mdl", 1, "Energy, voltage, amperage, watts, NRG, zapitude; a resource with many names, all of which determine if your guns are firing and your lifesupport will turn on.") 1:07 AM - Hobnob: xD 1:08 AM - Hobnob: renaming all displays to zapitudeEDIT: Bonus nocontext
Then the E2 tick quota'd. Meanwhile, in the console:
That is the output from the HTML request (shouldn't be printed) merged with some of Puff's E2's variables (definitely shouldn't be printed).
EDIT: IT'S FUCKING REPRODUCEABLE.
Also, I give it a week until one cadet accidentally facerolls their keyboard and triggers all their erotic roleplay binds.
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
Kanz did the thing, congratulate him.
Lλmbdλ: donations for coding the space future of diaspora :>
Get your extra long EVE trial here!
Fabulous Arcticfox for New Loadscreen 2012
(Also new Gfycat tag, woo!)
Better or worse than space nazis? I'll leave that for you to decide.
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
I was kidding