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[Humor] Notable Quotes

SteeveeoSteeveeo Registered, Administrator Posts: 849
edited June 2017 in Watercooler #1
Greetings, fellow Diasporans!

I had this idea during my last session on the server which somehow was just chalk FULL of quotes I'd want to save somewhere. Here's my idea: someone says something hilarious, awesome, or just plain wise beyond years, post it here in a quote!

I shall start with the best two from that session that I can remember (I know there was one more, but I can't remember what it was for some reason, will probably remember after I wake up):
<While working on hover bike idea, was showing off, had D4RK3 54B3R sit on the seat of it. Earlier, I had snuck in a cexec to change his model to Miku as a prank>

D4RK3 54B3R: WTF
D4RK3 54B3R: Does that bike turn you into a Miku?
Steeveeo: No, but that would be hilarious, wouldn't it? :P

-- LATER --
<ulx cexec d4rk "cl_playermodel miku">
D4RK3 54B3R: why am I miku?
Steeveeo: you sat on the bike again, didn't you?
D4RK3 54B3R: I KNEW IT!
D4RK3 54B3R: IT WAS THE BIKE!
Steeveeo: no, but that would be hilarious, wouldn't it? :D
[rYFG]Kamekazi: damn trees


So go ahead and post your favorites, everyone could use a good laugh!
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  • Thel1stlSnowGuyThel1stlSnowGuy Registered Posts: 13
    #2
    I remember this, it was funny to do this....Dark didn't know what was going on, all he knew was that a Mikupocalyse was going on, starting with you and me. XD
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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Registered, Administrator Posts: 849
    #3
    Post-game over Steam Chat, accidentally punted a box of 150 bertabolts straight into the ground instead of moving it up where I wanted it (wrong weapon).
    10:05 AM - Lt. Brandon: You just made my gmod use more memory then crysis
    10:05 AM - Steeveeo: lol mine too
    10:05 AM - Steeveeo: 1.331 GB
    10:06 AM - Lt. Brandon: I was just like HOLYFUCKINGSHITTHATSALOTOFBOOMINABOX
    10:06 AM - Steeveeo: lol
    10:06 AM - Steeveeo: it normally works when they don't ALL EXPLODE AT THE SAME TIME
  • OneAndOnlyOneAndOnly Registered Posts: 38
    #4
    Psi-Xi 7: Might I ask who destroyed my ship?
    Agemennon: Probably the Rocketeers

    :D
  • Paper ClipPaper Clip Registered, Moderator, Administrator Posts: 87
    #5
    Lambda: ALL SYSTEMS TO MAXIMUM FUCK
  • KatelynKatelyn Registered, Administrator Posts: 171
    #6
    [22:08] consta135: you can't guess the error?
    [22:08] consta135: their time was set to like, 2005
    [22:08] consta135: CMOS battery was fine though
    [22:08] sharf22492: their clock on there computer wasn't synced to the right server?
    [22:09] consta135: yeah it was synced to the one IN FRIGGIN TWO THOUSAND AND FIVE

    Conversation over AIM

    Context of this is how I fixed a random employee of Bi-Lo's laptop. They were getting certificate expiration errors, which meant their time was off. It was set to the year 2005.

    Edit:
    Moments later
    [22:13] sharf22492: my room mate is a dumbfuck lol
    [22:13] sharf22492: he's buying pot through paypal
    [22:13] sharf22492: and the dealer is goin to mail it to him

    And this one from earlier today.
    [18:34] sharf22492: so I'm going home this weekend
    [18:34] consta135: no place like home
    [18:34] sharf22492: lol
    [18:35] consta135: are you traveling via magic footwear by any chance?
    [18:35] sharf22492: no...?
    [18:35] consta135: good, it's not economical
    [18:35] consta135: you wouldn't believe the footprint
    [18:35] sharf22492: sigh...
  • KillerKiller Registered Posts: 69
    #7
    "So whats happened while I was gone?" "ITS A GIANT WORM AND ITS SINKING CITYS!!!"
    ______________________________________________________________________________________________________
    As of this moment you and are have been declared TROLLS guess we better go found our bridge and beware those goats!
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Registered, Moderator Posts: 534
    #8
    08:40 PM - Katelyn: you crashed it again didn't you
    08:40 PM - Lλmbdλ: nope, a guy named mod was having parenting issues D:
    08:41 PM - Katelyn: parent issues huh?
    08:41 PM - Katelyn: did they beat him?

    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • gamerscdgamerscd Registered Posts: 4
    #9
    by Amaroq » April 4th, 2011, 7:33 pm
    Aw man. He didn't even call me a furfag or anything. I feel left out.
  • KillerKiller Registered Posts: 69
    #10
    11:04 PM - Demonicmuffin: in-fact you know what
    11:04 PM - Demonicmuffin: lets just take this years budget
    11:04 PM - Demonicmuffin: every single tax dollar from the united states governent
    11:04 PM - Demonicmuffin: and make a 179 story tall dick
    11:04 PM - Demonicmuffin: made of solid gold
    ______________________________________________________________________________________________________
    As of this moment you and are have been declared TROLLS guess we better go found our bridge and beware those goats!
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Registered, Administrator Posts: 507
    #11
    Katelyn: it looks like zard's butt smashed your chair
    Lλmbdλ: ohohoho
    Console: "auch" <- this ones zard
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  • Lambda217Lambda217 Registered, Moderator Posts: 534
    #12
    LtBrandon wrote:
    Katelyn: it looks like zard's butt smashed your chair
    Lλmbdλ: ohohoho
    Console: "auch" <- this ones zard

    For context, this was after Joey pushed my seat into the ground. Good times!
    Incidentally, I just made the server crash by saying "Mjolnirs".

    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Registered, Administrator Posts: 849
    #13
    Toying with admin craftbook stuff on the Minecraft test server while setting up, I had made a rapid clock hooked up to MC1231 (Time control). The outcome can be determined from the following:
    [INFO] <º4[Admin] Steeveeoºf> :D
    [INFO] <º4[Admin] Zardianºf> >:/
    [INFO] <º4[Admin] Steeveeoºf> RAVE TIME
    [INFO] <º4[Admin] Zardianºf> well good job
    [INFO] <º4[Admin] Zardianºf> you made a god-disko
    [INFO] <º4[Admin] Steeveeoºf> unce unce unce
  • Nielk1Nielk1 Registered, Administrator Posts: 252
    #14
    No-one ever quotes me.

    Also, dammit, I forgot the URL someone gave me for the picture they took of me as the Human Torch. Gotta find the URL in the server ULX logs.
  • Alex4921Alex4921 Registered Posts: 139
    #15
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    And
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    The quieter you are,the more you are able to hear.
  • KatelynKatelyn Registered, Administrator Posts: 171
    #16
    I was saving that one for a rainy day. I was really wanting to wait until I was in an argument with someone.
  • Alex4921Alex4921 Registered Posts: 139
    #17
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    And
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    The quieter you are,the more you are able to hear.
  • KatelynKatelyn Registered, Administrator Posts: 171
    #18
    In the midst of a titan battle
    *** Steeveeo considers making a strict "No Titan" rule...
    JamesCLK: lol
    Daracon - The Black Dragon: stop ramming
    JamesCLK: again, the server is alive
    Steeveeo: HARDLY
    JamesCLK: its handled 4 titans
    JamesCLK: it can handle this
    *Server crashes here*
    Server connection timed out.
    Saving achievements...
  • Alex4921Alex4921 Registered Posts: 139
    #19
    Katelyn wrote:
    In the midst of a titan battle
    *** Steeveeo considers making a strict "No Titan" rule...
    JamesCLK: lol
    Daracon - The Black Dragon: stop ramming
    JamesCLK: again, the server is alive
    Steeveeo: HARDLY
    JamesCLK: its handled 4 titans
    JamesCLK: it can handle this
    *Server crashes here*
    Server connection timed out.
    Saving achievements...
    *Cough*
    You know....
    I think it mustve been Dara's titan that did that.
    Mine was PERFECTLY frozen and not firing any guns.
    The quieter you are,the more you are able to hear.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Registered, Administrator Posts: 849
    #20
    Lλmbdλ: A STEAMING PUDDLE OF 400 DICKS
    Daracon - The Black Dragon: yay

    Server connection timed out.

    What.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Registered, Administrator Posts: 849
    #21
    Terraria Game wrote:
    2:48 PM - Dя. J. Robεяτ Ωppenђeimer: Even with the bow. It's like, if they touch you in a bad spot, you can't move.
  • Nielk1Nielk1 Registered, Administrator Posts: 252
    #22
    Not sure if this is funny but since there was something about 400 dicks.

    I got a complaint from someone on Steam that someone kept 'turtle humping' their ship with another ship so I got on rcon and said something along the lines of
    Nielk1: OK, stop the forced ship on ship intercourse
    Nielk1: It's called rape
    Nielk1: No means no
  • DaraconDaracon Registered Posts: 41
    #23
    The Eye : ahh i love 3rd party text mute
    Rose? [Fur] <3Virlis? : Ahh, I love raping people when they're not paying attention.
    Rose? [Fur] <3Virlis? : :3
    The Eye : lol i bet rose is saying someing gay
    slayer123456493 : ...
  • KatelynKatelyn Registered, Administrator Posts: 171
    #24
    [22:34] James Hubbard: i can't figure out how to tell my grandmother that i'm an atheist
    [22:34] James Hubbard: i want to
    [22:35] consta135: just talk street to her
    [22:35] consta135: "Yo, jesus is whack son."
    [22:35] James Hubbard: that was random as hell lol
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Registered, Administrator Posts: 507
    #25
    Oh my Steeveeo seems to want us all to become drunk so he can steal our gold bars and diamonds :O!

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  • KanzukeKanzuke Registered, Moderator Posts: 181
    #26
    I have a few thanks to Rose. They aren't exactly quotes, just funny conversations.
    xX Lord Anubis Xx: fuck that nigger shit
    Kanzuke: O.O
    slayer123456493: i would suggest watching your language
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: And yeah, watch the words anubis
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: or this rocket will find it's way up your butt.
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: With no lube.
    Kanzuke: Ouch
    xX Lord Anubis Xx: aww shit
    Mavado: Ouch
    Mavado: Pain
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: With a giant sock on.
    Mavado: So glad
    Mavado: That I don't have to have a prostate exam for a longg time.
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: To increase pain.
    xX Lord Anubis Xx: that would hurt
    slayer123456493: /commits suicide
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: I kno,rite?
    slayer123456493: lol
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: ...fingers in butt isn't so bad.
    slayer123456493: tmi
    Kanzuke: THIS on the other hand..
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: Rockets, though.
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: Woohoo.
    Mavado: It's a rubber glove
    xX Lord Anubis Xx: lol
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: How bout some freaky strangelove?
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: Rubber glove + finger = easier in than just finger
    Mavado: I wouldn't know. Lol

    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: I would~
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: Lol.

    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: hmm...
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: I wonder what my boyfriend is doing~...
    Kanzuke: Some one else?
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: ....
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: !whip kanz 10 5
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂ whipped You 10 times with 5 damage

    Kanzuke: define rose
    (SG-A) John L33T Sheppard {FR}: The most beautiful girl ever. A rose has the face of an angel and when you see her eyes light up when she smiles, you can't h
    Kanzuke: XD
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: ROFL
    Kanzuke: Top line!
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: ROFL.
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: Hey that makes me beautiful and girly.
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: JUST LIKE ME.
    Rose♂ [Fur] <3Virlis♂: :D
    Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
  • Nielk1Nielk1 Registered, Administrator Posts: 252
    #27
    You people scare the shit out of me.
  • RettroRettro Registered Posts: 14
    #28
    Just a place for you all to showcase some of the things said on or about our servers that shouldn't be let go. Not sure of the vulgarity laws here, so I bleeped Steeveeo here.

    4:50 PM - [HFG] Rettro: Imma go get a drink, but while Im gone I ask of you an opinion question: You enter a building on the 3rd floor. Bathrooms are on the 3rd and 1st floor. If the 1st and 2nd floor are open for building, where should these rooms go? : Bedrooms, theater, cafeteria, rec room. 2 on each floor.
    4:51 PM - Steeveeo: how the hell did I just enter from the third floor?
    4:51 PM - Steeveeo: am I fuckin' Superman?
    4:51 PM - Steeveeo: if so, awesome!
    4:51 PM - Steeveeo flies off
    Steeveeo is now Away.
  • AmaroqAmaroq Registered, Administrator Posts: 450
    #29
    Nielk1 wrote:
    You people scare the shit out of me.

    And it only makes us lol harder.
  • AmaroqAmaroq Registered, Administrator Posts: 450
    #30
    As long as you aren't saying things like faggot and nigger, you're good.

    ...That was for example. I don't normally use those terms. But yeah. Curse the fuck away, brah.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Registered, Administrator Posts: 849
    #31
    @Rettro: Unbleeped myself :V

    Also, this kind of thread was already in Watercooler, meaning it works for anything, merged.

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