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[Humor] Notable Quotes
Steeveeo
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Greetings, fellow Diasporans!
I had this idea during my last session on the server which somehow was just chalk FULL of quotes I'd want to save somewhere. Here's my idea: someone says something hilarious, awesome, or just plain wise beyond years, post it here in a quote!
I shall start with the best two from that session that I can remember (I know there was one more, but I can't remember what it was for some reason, will probably remember after I wake up):
So go ahead and post your favorites, everyone could use a good laugh!
I had this idea during my last session on the server which somehow was just chalk FULL of quotes I'd want to save somewhere. Here's my idea: someone says something hilarious, awesome, or just plain wise beyond years, post it here in a quote!
I shall start with the best two from that session that I can remember (I know there was one more, but I can't remember what it was for some reason, will probably remember after I wake up):
<While working on hover bike idea, was showing off, had D4RK3 54B3R sit on the seat of it. Earlier, I had snuck in a cexec to change his model to Miku as a prank>
D4RK3 54B3R: WTF
D4RK3 54B3R: Does that bike turn you into a Miku?
Steeveeo: No, but that would be hilarious, wouldn't it? :P
-- LATER --
<ulx cexec d4rk "cl_playermodel miku">
D4RK3 54B3R: why am I miku?
Steeveeo: you sat on the bike again, didn't you?
D4RK3 54B3R: I KNEW IT!
D4RK3 54B3R: IT WAS THE BIKE!
Steeveeo: no, but that would be hilarious, wouldn't it?
[rYFG]Kamekazi: damn trees
So go ahead and post your favorites, everyone could use a good laugh!
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Conversation over AIM
Context of this is how I fixed a random employee of Bi-Lo's laptop. They were getting certificate expiration errors, which meant their time was off. It was set to the year 2005.
Edit:
Moments later
And this one from earlier today.
As of this moment you and are have been declared TROLLS guess we better go found our bridge and beware those goats!
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
As of this moment you and are have been declared TROLLS guess we better go found our bridge and beware those goats!
Lλmbdλ: donations for coding the space future of diaspora :>
Get your extra long EVE trial here!
For context, this was after Joey pushed my seat into the ground. Good times!
Incidentally, I just made the server crash by saying "Mjolnirs".
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
Also, dammit, I forgot the URL someone gave me for the picture they took of me as the Human Torch. Gotta find the URL in the server ULX logs.
And
And
You know....
I think it mustve been Dara's titan that did that.
Mine was PERFECTLY frozen and not firing any guns.
What.
I got a complaint from someone on Steam that someone kept 'turtle humping' their ship with another ship so I got on rcon and said something along the lines of
Rose? [Fur] <3Virlis? : Ahh, I love raping people when they're not paying attention.
Rose? [Fur] <3Virlis? :
The Eye : lol i bet rose is saying someing gay
slayer123456493 : ...
[22:34] James Hubbard: i want to
[22:35] consta135: just talk street to her
[22:35] consta135: "Yo, jesus is whack son."
[22:35] James Hubbard: that was random as hell lol
Lλmbdλ: donations for coding the space future of diaspora :>
Get your extra long EVE trial here!
4:50 PM - [HFG] Rettro: Imma go get a drink, but while Im gone I ask of you an opinion question: You enter a building on the 3rd floor. Bathrooms are on the 3rd and 1st floor. If the 1st and 2nd floor are open for building, where should these rooms go? : Bedrooms, theater, cafeteria, rec room. 2 on each floor.
4:51 PM - Steeveeo: how the hell did I just enter from the third floor?
4:51 PM - Steeveeo: am I fuckin' Superman?
4:51 PM - Steeveeo: if so, awesome!
4:51 PM - Steeveeo flies off
Steeveeo is now Away.
And it only makes us lol harder.
...That was for example. I don't normally use those terms. But yeah. Curse the fuck away, brah.
Also, this kind of thread was already in Watercooler, meaning it works for anything, merged.