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  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    ๖ۜVash_The_๖ۜStampede: [With shield rapidly toggling itself, all weapons stuck firing, and the entire Gooniverse station on top of his frigate] who fucks with my ship controls


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    Feha: I'm a fucking tiny person walking on a motherfucking ballsack made out of moons


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • Ded10cDed10c Posts: 136Registered
    Karlor101: sooo hooooottttt
    Karlor101: goes from 50/60s to 80s
    Karlor101: bllllaaaaaaaaa
    ~ARCHANGEL: ?
    Karlor101: my room
    Karlor101: 50F
    ~ARCHANGEL: 50s?
    Karlor101: temperatur
    ~ARCHANGEL: It's either C, K, F or R, mate
    ~ARCHANGEL: ah, F
    ~ARCHANGEL: means nothing to me, civilised nations use C and K
    ~ARCHANGEL: not F and R
    Karlor101: america not civilized lol
    Karlor101: WE DA HILLBILLY FOLK
    ~ARCHANGEL: hillbilly? y'all are fuckin cavemen
    Karlor101: lol
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    While trying to make his big titan mac fire..
    DJ Snivy: FIRE YOU BITCH FIRE
    DJ Snivy: GET ERECT AND CUM
    DJ Snivy: ALL OVER THAT WHITE MOON'S FACE AND LOWER BACK
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: lol
    DJ Snivy: SHOW IT CHOCLATE THUNDER
    DJ Snivy: THIS AINT NO CHOCLATE RAIN, ITS CHOCLATE THUNDER
    DJ Snivy: its gettin brighter
    DJ Snivy: oh shit im stuck in the barrel
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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Nielk1: I'm mowing my roof.
  • AmaroqAmaroq Posts: 451Registered, Administrator
    At this point, I'm starting to think we should make a separate "No Context" thread, for shit that's hilarious without any context.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    <[Admin] Steeveeo> stand back
    <[Admin] Steeveeo> I'm about to science
    <[Admin] Steeveeo> would recommend not crashing
    Read timed out
    hadleyr lost connection: disconnect.endOfStream
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    Amaroq wrote:
    At this point, I'm starting to think we should make a separate "No Context" thread, for shit that's hilarious without any context.
    RealPerson: lambda take your pogo stick out of the dog, we need to get the exotic dancers prepared for the winter


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • NinjrKillrNinjrKillr Posts: 175Registered
    In reply to Brandon's request for Faction ideas......
    Faction Name: ****swagger Ultramasaur
    Backstory: NinjrKillr, the most awesome *****magnet to ever swagger his **** around, decided he wanted to create the most awesome ****magnet around - thus ****swagger Ultramasaur was born.
    Technology: Being a group of *****magnets, they need no technology, only their manly charms.
    Play Style: **** all the chicks, kill all the *******.

    "We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded."

    Urahara_Bleach_Signature_by_Harty73.png
  • xX Lord Anubis XxxX Lord Anubis Xx Posts: 170Registered
    Anubis: im renaming this ship mustwin
    Anubis: it will have the latest in triple black hole technology, and a nice t4/jovian hybrid core
    Basque: cause if ur not winning theres no point
    Anubis: right
    Anubis: :)
    
    Every Human Being has some capacity for evil. It's just that some Humans have a greater capacity for evil than others.
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    Anubis: DEAR SOURCE ENGINE
    Anubis: I WISH YOU WERE A PHYSICAL BEING
    Anubis: SO I COULD BEAT THE LIVING FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU
    


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    At the request of Hadleyr:
    hadleyr: could be
    &lt;hadleyr&gt; suits his himour
    &lt;hadleyr&gt; and I can't type
    &lt;Steeveeo&gt; himour? :P
    &lt;hadleyr&gt; humour
    &lt;Steeveeo&gt; psh, that U doesn't go there
    &lt;hadleyr&gt; and yeas, I'm english so I use a u
    &lt;hadleyr&gt; there's one in colour too :P
    &lt;Steeveeo&gt; THIS IS 'MURICA, WHERE THE ONLY U IS IN 'MURICA
    
  • xX Lord Anubis XxxX Lord Anubis Xx Posts: 170Registered
    Ripa 'Maramee > wtf
    Linro Hakoke > hm?
    Ripa 'Maramee > i was warping away from the station in rens
    Linro Hakoke > warped sideways?
    Ripa 'Maramee > and right before i warped i checked my pockets to see if i had forgotten my cellphone at the station
    Ripa 'Maramee > :/
    Linro Hakoke > lolwut
    Linro Hakoke > dafaq?
    Linro Hakoke > do you like rp in eve or something? because that is the only explaination i have for that one
    Every Human Being has some capacity for evil. It's just that some Humans have a greater capacity for evil than others.
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) [Bypass]: brandon does kinda look like slenderman in a dressing gown

    A2704012D720725BFBF401459452A72EC7EDB6C5


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    edited December 2012 #76
    I sent ninjr something and this is the result.
    5:18 PM - Lt•ß?A?ÐT?-: i should make something like this http://i.imgur.com/tnENy.jpg
    5:19 PM - Lt•ß?A?ÐT?-: fuhrball made that btw
    5:19 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: Send fuhrball my jizz.
    5:19 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: statement*
    5:19 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: >_>
    5:19 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: <_<
    5:19 PM - Lt•ß?A?ÐT?-: too late
    5:19 PM - Lt•ß?A?ÐT?-: already sent
    5:20 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: Fuck.
    5:21 PM - Lt•ß?A?ÐT?-: viewtopic.php?f=12&t=87
    5:24 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: I read that thread
    5:24 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: Saw it is not just a picture
    5:24 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: But a legit GUI
    5:24 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: And I jizzed
    5:24 PM - Lt•ß?A?ÐT?-: lol
    5:24 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: My screen is partially ... nvm.
    5:25 PM - Lt•ß?A?ÐT?-: so
    5:25 PM - Lt•ß?A?ÐT?-: you've managed to cover not only fuhrball's mail in jizz, but your monitor too?
    5:25 PM - Lt•ß?A?ÐT?-: this whole conversation is probably going to be in the humor thread soon you know
    5:26 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: Rofl
    5:26 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: Can I have my name changed to Anonymous, plzkthx?
    5:26 PM - Lt•ß?A?ÐT?-: nope
    5:26 PM - =ZNZ= NinjrKillr: Fuck,
    5:26 PM - Lt•ß?A?ÐT?-: and if you edit my post it'll be obvious it was you too :D
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  • KanzukeKanzuke Posts: 181Registered, Moderator
    asdx: hey dank this is my response to you telling me what to do http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtKCu-AG1Sk
    YouTube video UtKCu-AG1Sk: "Spiderman.mp4"
    asdx: watch it
    ||VM|| Dank_Vapours: wow, you think i have the effort required to open that after wanking off to midget porn
    ||VM|| Dank_Vapours: i think not

    NCSwitch: unuseful karmatic deterioration of life
    NCSwitch: and it spill all over the place
    NCSwitch: a goddamned mess if u ask me

    NCSwitch: where`s the watermelon!
    NCSwitch: omg
    NCSwitch: where is the watermelon!
    NCSwitch: on strike! where`s my watermelon
    NCSwitch: u dont want watermelon?
    NCSwitch: I like that
    NCSwitch: holy freaken shit
    NCSwitch: I need to wrap my head around those
    NCSwitch: couldnt augment be registered by simple file.txt
    NCSwitch: or a single thing with e2 wirelink or something
    NCSwitch: do that now!
    NCSwitch: yes you
    NCSwitch: ;D
    NCSwitch: 8|
    NCSwitch: sweat, coca cola
    Kanzuke: ...Switch? Are you okay?
    NCSwitch: nope
    NCSwitch: hey u have yourself a simulator too!
    NCSwitch: omg vhs!
    You to Evil Haggis: I think switch has gone insane...

    Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
  • xX Lord Anubis XxxX Lord Anubis Xx Posts: 170Registered
    I did not believe this at first but it is completely true, after completing mission objective, i started to mine and as a mined, every few often my ship is damaged by about 500. info says I'm getting attacked by bacon, tried to target and attack back, but unable to. i believe the best course of action to resolve this is by being able to tank the damage, or not mine.
    Every Human Being has some capacity for evil. It's just that some Humans have a greater capacity for evil than others.
  • xX Lord Anubis XxxX Lord Anubis Xx Posts: 170Registered
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): My monitors are makeing sparking noises again.
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): Be right back.
    Anubis: Lol.
    Anubis: Wut.
    Every Human Being has some capacity for evil. It's just that some Humans have a greater capacity for evil than others.
  • Puff MachinePuff Machine Posts: 23Registered
    edited March 2013 #80
    Have a lol
    gorleo: Taco you don't know how happy I am.
    Mouldy_Taco: How happy are you?
    gorleo: As happy as a pedo in a playpark.

    Edit: No need for a double post.

    Yea i one of those funny translator websites again, i've been looking for one for ages since i lost my bookmark to the last one.

    It made a funny thing.
    Start with an English phrase:

    I burped into a hat that sat on a cat that had alredy eaten the mat and this is a very silly sentance.

    into Japanese
    私は上にいる猫はすでに、マットを食べていたこれは非常に愚かな文です座って帽子に burped。

    back into English
    I were already eating a matte is on that cat is a stupid statement sitting on Hat burped.

    back into Japanese
    私はすでに、マットを食べていたその猫は帽子の上に座って、愚かな発言 burped です。

    back into English
    Already ate the mat the cat sitting on the hat and is a silly remark burped.

    back into Japanese
    既にマット、帽子の上に座って猫を食べて、愚かな発言を burped しました。

    back into English
    Already sitting on mats, hats, eating pussy, you have burped a silly remark.

    back into Japanese
    既に座ってマットの上の帽子、食べる猫、愚かな発言を burped が。

    back into English
    Already sitting and eating on Matt's hat, cat, stupid statement that burped.

    back into Japanese
    既に座ってとマットの帽子、猫、burped 愚かなステートメントを食べるします。

    back into English
    Eat already sitting mat hat, cat, burped stupid statements then.

    back into Japanese
    既にマット帽子、猫、burped 愚かなステートメントを座って食べる。

    back into English
    Statements already silly Hat Matt, cat, burped, and eat.

    back into Japanese
    帽子マットはすでに愚かなステートメント、burped、猫、食べる。

    back into English
    Matt Hat already eat stupid statements, burped, cat,.

    back into Japanese
    マット帽子既に burped 愚かなステートメント、食べる猫。

    back into English
    Matt Hat already burped stupid statements, eating pussy.

    back into Japanese
    マットの帽子はすでに愚かなステートメントは、猫を食べる burped。

    back into English
    Stupid statements already eat cat Hat Matt burped.

    back into Japanese
    愚かなステートメントは、すでに帽子マット burped 猫を食べる。

    back into English
    Stupid statements already eat Hat Matt burped cat.

    http://www.translationparty.com/
    Post edited by Puff Machine on
    My avatar is weird.
  • NormallyClosedSwitchNormallyClosedSwitch Posts: 137Registered
    Wasn't in the server but that made me piss my pants

    NCSwitch: I just watched the episode where anubis got his super weapon crippled by the tauri

    Anubis: n*gger please that was just propaganda by me to give the tauri a shred of hope before i crush them

    NCSwitch: HAAAAHAHAHA! man you just got me laughing

    NCSwitch: ah man Im pissing my pants
    "...wait, this IS rocket science!!!"
  • Puff MachinePuff Machine Posts: 23Registered
    Steam chat is so funny

    Anyone remember rc from back in Gmod 12?
    20:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): someone just sent me this
    20:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APnPH9u8-zs
    rcman914 is now Online.
    20:28 - rcman914: net is so slow today
    20:29 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): i reccomend a pestle and morter
    20:29 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): should fix it up in a jiffy
    20:29 - rcman914: WHat?
    20:30 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): what are you whating about im telling you how to fix your internet
    20:30 - rcman914: the pestle and morter
    20:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): oh its a porclin dish and club like thing used to grind up things for scienceing
    20:31 - rcman914: and how does that increase net speed
    20:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): it doesn't you silly
    20:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): where did you get that idea from?
    20:32 - rcman914: ..........
    20:32 - rcman914: never mind
    20:34 - rcman914: Wow russians are Drunk
    20:34 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): indeed
    Video for peeps that are too lazy to copy and paste a link.
    My avatar is weird.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Two things today.

    Firstly, the Miku Brigade. Not really a quote, but it is notable:

    85FF8E5BFF69292FEBD4851EFD1834A67D657D1E

    Secondly, Brandon likes to browse Penu
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ- said: Personally I look through the browse all penu.
    
  • Puff MachinePuff Machine Posts: 23Registered
    ElephentSuplement connected
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): Heya.
    ElephentSuplement: Hi.
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): Are you the puppetmaster?
    ElephentSuplement: I Don ' t you know long I would stop typeing this stupid! or please help me. Now it has stopped.
    ElephentSuplement disconnected
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): Lul.
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): What was that?



    The torment lasts forever in hell.

    They can see everything... They can feel everything... Within the fires of hell.

    They shall become an embodyment of fire itself... And so shall you, FIRE UP THE FOURTEEN-HUNDREDS!

    God damn I just rewined the meaning and depth of that, oh well i didn't need it anyway.

    I'm a comedian, not a philosopher, the end.
    My avatar is weird.
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    4:47 PM - Steeveeo: Butts Virus
    4:47 PM - Steeveeo: highly deadly

    Beware the infected.
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  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    7:02 PM - Zombine: Oh now i see
    7:02 PM - Zombine: 2+6 does work out to be 18
    What universe do you live in? :P
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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Garry broke Data Downloads, so this happened:
    7GridI NJWarrior12: I can't find that stupid chip with your name on it!
    7GridI NJWarrior12: Ughhhhhh.
    7GridI NJWarrior12: Stupid little chip!
    7GridI NJWarrior12: I can't change the radius of it or anything! It's just a little logic chip!
    Steeveeo: Warrior, did you really just slap an And gate onto this and expect it to parent?
    7GridI NJWarrior12: Well of course I did.
    7GridI NJWarrior12: I don't learn this stuff in my spare time you know.
    Steeveeo: I might have to save this conversation...I just might.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    3:07 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: ...
    3:08 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: my game just did the most amazing thing before crashing, every texture turned into gman's face.
    3:08 PM - Steeveeo: wat
    3:08 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: i wish i had time to take a screenshot of it, was the most random thing ever.
    3:09 PM - Steeveeo: So wake up, Mr. Brandon, Wake up and, smell the crashes.
    3:10 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: ..his face was animated, it fits more than you know.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    4:47 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: i do not even the understand how 2 the looping what
    4:47 PM - Steeveeo: ...?
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    *sound of core explosion*
    *sound of core explosion*
    *sound of core explosion*
    *sound of core explosion*
    *sound of core explosion*
    *sound of core explosion*
    *sound of core explosion*
    *sound of core explosion*
    *sound of core explosion*
    *sound of core explosion*
    CUtlLinkedList overflow! (exhausted index range) (65535)
    Steeveeo: HA!
    *GMod client crashes to desktop without error message*

    EDIT: also a picture says a thousand words

    1024x640.resizedimage


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Well this is a somewhat humorous glitch:
    Steeveeo connected
    Steeveeo: Well this is odd.
    Steeveeo: My console is filled with errors, and whoever this is over here is stuck in the invalid anim pose.
    Steeveeo: With no nametag.
    Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: It's me.
    Steeveeo: Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: It's me.
    Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: TangentDelta :P.
    Steeveeo: Waaat.
    Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: Lol, something dun broke.
    Steeveeo: What did you DO?
    Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: I didn't do anyhting.

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