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  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    Steeveeo wrote:
    Well this is a somewhat humorous glitch:
    Steeveeo connected
    Steeveeo: Well this is odd.
    Steeveeo: My console is filled with errors, and whoever this is over here is stuck in the invalid anim pose.
    Steeveeo: With no nametag.
    Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: It's me.
    Steeveeo: Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: It's me.
    Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: TangentDelta :P.
    Steeveeo: Waaat.
    Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: Lol, something dun broke.
    Steeveeo: What did you DO?
    Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: I didn't do anyhting.
    ..considering that panels don't even exist in the serverside lua and that the server sends the speaking player's entity to clients and not a panel... well shit sir, i don't even know what the hell you did. :P
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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Lambda is being toyed with by LtBrandon's grammar script, apparently.
    Steeveeo: There we go.
    Lλmbdλ: Well done Steeveeo you finally figure out rd.
    Lλmbdλ: YOUR NAME DID FUCKING AUTOCORRECT.
    Lλmbdλ: I SAW IT.
    Steeveeo: Fixed the GIANT INFINITY BAR caused by having a resource without storage on a node.
    Lλmbdλ: Test steeveo.
    Lλmbdλ: Test steeveeo.
    Steeveeo: In rd_overlay_mode 3.
    Lλmbdλ: Apparently you have to misspell it just the right way.
    Lλmbdλ: I entirely forgot you could change overlay modes.
    Steeveeo: I'm pretty sure LtB just added in a script to randomly correct my name to screw with you.

    [..]

    Lλmbdλ: Noooo Steeveeo why.
    Lλmbdλ: IT FUCKING JUST.
    Lλmbdλ: Noo steeveo.
    Lλmbdλ: Test steveo.
    Lλmbdλ: Test steeveeo.
    Lλmbdλ: ...what the FUCK.
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    Amazing things happen when you start putting gman's face on everything.
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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    There appears to be a bit of a language barrier here:
    vern.vernon said: Can I join your rocket.
    Steeveeo said: Rocket?
    Steeveeo said: It's a resource platform, rather immobile.
    vern.vernon said: Can I join it.
    Steeveeo said: There's nothing here to join.
    vern.vernon said: Ok when can I join.
    Steeveeo said: It's not going to go anywhere.
    Steeveeo said: Ever.
    vern.vernon said: Are you sure.
    Steeveeo said: It's like asking a house if it's going anywhere any time soon.
    vern.vernon said: What are you doing.
    Steeveeo said: He's programming whatever that screen is.
    vern.vernon said: Huh.
    Steeveeo said: And I am trying to figure out why my steam generator refuses to stay on.
    vern.vernon said: Ok.
    vern.vernon said: What was that.
    Steeveeo said: What...the hell?
    Steeveeo said: That would be me turning this thing on, but the steam turbine here is being retarded.
    vern.vernon said: What do you mean.
    Steeveeo said: It's not staying on.
    Steeveeo said: It just turns itself off.
    Steeveeo said: WHOA.
    Steeveeo said: Why the hell is the multiplier on this thing 390000000000?
    vern.vernon said: When is it done.
    vern.vernon said: When is it done.
    Steeveeo said: Why do you ask?
    vern.vernon said: You are doing it still.
    Steeveeo said: Yes, we build, it's called Spacebuild for that reason.
    vern.vernon said: That good and were is the seats.
    Steeveeo said: *facepalm*
    Steeveeo said: You still expect this thing to fly, don't you?
    vern.vernon said: Yes.
    Steeveeo said: Come here.
    Steeveeo said: Over here.
    Steeveeo said: You see this hangar?
    Steeveeo said: Do you expect this building to fly?
    vern.vernon said: Yes.
    Steeveeo said: Good luck with that.
    vern.vernon said: How.
    Steeveeo said: Sarcasm.
    vern.vernon said: How can I get that.
    Steeveeo said: *sigh*

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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    [2:51:46 PM] Nielk1: i can voip if youw ant, just let me change my pants
    [2:51:53 PM] warfreak94c: how do the two relate? xD
    [2:51:57 PM] Steeveeo: gotta put on some pants to voip
    [2:52:06 PM] Nielk1: cord tangling
    [2:52:12 PM] Steeveeo: ...on?
    [2:52:17 PM] warfreak94c: oh lawd, my mouth
    [2:52:20 PM] warfreak94c: hurts from laughing
  • NinjrKillrNinjrKillr Posts: 175Registered
    [23:29:56] <NinjrKillr> What do you think I am, a freaking miracle worker? :D
    [23:30:24] <Kanzuke> Of course. Everyone knows you and Brandon just fart out Lua files, and suddenly we have new content.

    I mean, really?

    "We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded."

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  • Puff MachinePuff Machine Posts: 23Registered
    Sever just crashed.
    Talking to tangent.
    Yea.
    21:19 - TangentDelta: FREAKING
    21:19 - TangentDelta is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
    21:20 - TangentDelta: that crash was imminenet
    21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): IT WAS
    21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I AM TALKING IN ALL CAPS
    21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): CAUSE SWERVER CWASHED
    21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): WHILE I BULD
    21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): GAHHHHH
    21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): d:
    21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): D:
    21:22 - TangentDelta: I hate how stupid people can be
    21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): IZ BAD DAY
    21:23 - TangentDelta: Alot of people were building and flying unparented ships
    21:23 - TangentDelta: and flopping htem around
    21:23 - TangentDelta: and making poorly-written E2s
    21:23 - TangentDelta: *them
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I BLAME TURTLE
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): HE USED PARENTING STOOL
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): LIKE A TODESTOOLL
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BUT WITH A SCRIPT
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): AAAAAAAAAH
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SHOUT
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SHOUT
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): LET IT ALL OU
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): T
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): THEEEEESE
    21:23 - TangentDelta: DESTROY COMPUTER
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): ARE TJE THINGS
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I CAN SOMETHING SOMETHING
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): FORGOT LYRICS
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): THIS IS 80S SONG
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): COMEON
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): DUM DUM DUM
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): INSTRAMENTAL
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BWAAAAAAAAAAAA
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): WIBBLE
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): WIBBLE
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BWEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BAN
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): CRASH
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): WOOOOP
    21:24 - TangentDelta: lol
    21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BANCHEEEEEEEE
    21:24 - TangentDelta: How much work did you lose?
    21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I HAVE LOST MY ENTIRE LIFES WORK
    21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SINCE I SAVED 5 MIN AGO
    21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I DONT REARLY HAVE ANY REASON TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS
    21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): CAUSE ITS ALL SAVED PRETY MUTCH
    21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BAK TO THE MOOZIK
    21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): WHERE WAS I
    21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): RIGHT AN INSTRAMENTAL
    21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE
    21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SOMETHING
    21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BANGING SOUNDS
    21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SCREAMING
    21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): TERROR
    21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): GUNSHOTS
    21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BAD PIAENO PLAEING
    21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BWAAAAAAAAAAAA
    21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): EWEKTWIK GETARRRR
    21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BANG
    21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): CRASH
    21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): k done
    21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): gonna put this in diaspora noteable quotes now
    21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): lulz
    21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): who says lulz nowadays?
    21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): trolls and 3 year olds
    21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): thats who
    21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): >:c
    21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
    21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): AAAAAAAAAH
    21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): RESPOND
    21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): *BLOWS INTO MIC*
    21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): OH RIGHT
    21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): WERE NOT ON VOICE CHAT
    21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): YOU ARE A TERRUBLE PERSON
    21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): TYPEING IN ALL CAPS
    21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): IS RASEING MY BLOOD PRESSURE
    21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): ITS STRESSFUL YAKNOW
    21:29 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): PRESSING THAT CAPS LOCK KEY WAS SOOOOOO HARD
    21:29 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I AM ANGERED
    21:29 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): D:<
    21:29 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): RESPOND
    21:30 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I NEED ATTENTION
    21:30 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): PROLLY PHYCIATRIC HELP
    21:30 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): ANY WILL DO
    21:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): OH NEVERMIND
    21:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I WILL JUST GET BACK TO BEING SLIGHTLY PRODUCTIVE
    21:31 - TangentDelta is now Away.
    21:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER ALL CAPS FIT LATER
    21:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): OH DONT YOU DARE GO AWAY ON ME
    21:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): AHHHHHHHHHH
    21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): ENRAGED
    21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): TRUELY
    21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): A TERRIBLE
    21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): PERSON
    21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): GOODDAY TO YOU
    21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): GOODDAY
    21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
    21:33 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): IN A HAVEING YOUR FOOT CUT OFF KIND OF WAY
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  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    Sever just crashed.
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I BLAME TURTLE
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): HE USED PARENTING STOOL
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): LIKE A TODESTOOLL
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BUT WITH A SCRIPT
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): AAAAAAAAAH
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SHOUT
    But they are SUPPOSED to use the autoparenter tool, its faster and just as safe as the e2(which doesn't download anymore).

    So good sir, I BLAME YOU! :P
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  • njits23njits23 Posts: 8Registered
    LtBrandon wrote:
    Sever just crashed.
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I BLAME TURTLE
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): HE USED PARENTING STOOL
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): LIKE A TODESTOOLL
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BUT WITH A SCRIPT
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): AAAAAAAAAH
    21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SHOUT
    But they are SUPPOSED to use the autoparenter tool, its faster and just as safe as the e2(which doesn't download anymore).

    So good sir, I BLAME YOU! :P

    Only problem is, if you accidentally parent twice on two different props, it crashes the server. Which does not happen with the e2 =P
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  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    njits23 wrote:
    LtBrandon wrote:
    But they are SUPPOSED to use the autoparenter tool, its faster and just as safe as the e2(which doesn't download anymore).

    So good sir, I BLAME YOU! :P

    Only problem is, if you accidentally parent twice on two different props, it crashes the server. Which does not happen with the e2 =P
    Actually it does, its just more random with the e2. Its never recommended to parent twice. Enough off topic here.
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  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    And now for some random from the internet that amuses me:
    How many Linux users are needed to change a lightbulb?

    1 to post a thread in a forum telling the bulb has burnt.
    1 to suggest to try to turn the lamp on through command lines.
    1 to complain that the user broke the thread.
    1 to ask what new bulb will he install.
    1 to advice that we shouldn't use the word burn for meaning a broken lightbulb, because it would mean that the bulb was set on fire and that it wold be right to say that the bulb broke due to an excess of electrical current.
    25 to suggest to install all the kinds of existing and imaginable lightbulbs.
    5 who say that the burt bulb is an upstream issue that doesn't belong to the distro. There's an open bug on the bulb's developer mail list.
    1 noob to suggest to install a Microsoft lightbulb.
    250 to flood the noob's mail address.
    300 to say that a Microsoft lightbulb would turn blue and that you'd had to reboot continuously to get back to normal.
    1 former linux user who still frequents the forum, to suggest to install an Apple iBulb, which has a fresh and innovating design and it costs 250 $.
    20 to say that iBulbs aren't free, and that they have less functions than a 20 times cheaper standard lightbulb.
    15 to suggest to install a national lightbulb.
    30 to say that national lightbulbs are creepled remasters of foreign lightbulbs and that they don't bring nothing new.
    23 to argue if it must be a white or a transparent bulb.
    1 to remiind everyone that the right name is GNU/Lightbulb.
    1 to say that lightbulbs are a Winbugs users thing and that real Linux users aren't afraid of the dark.
    1 to announce finally which will be the model of the installed bulb.
    217 to discard the chosen model and suggest another.
    6 to complain that the chosen lightbulb has propietary elements, and that another should be used.
    20 to say that a 100% free bulb, isn't compatible with the lamp switch.
    The same previous 6, to suggest to change the switch for a compatible one.
    1 to yell out: “STOP ARGUING AND CHANGE THAT LIGHTBULB FOR GOD'S SAKE!”
    350 to ask the previous user what God is he talking about, and that if he has scientific proofs of his existence.
    1 to say that we can't trust in corporation-made bulbs and that we should trust in community-made bulbs.
    1 to post a link to an ODF file explaining how to build a lightbulb from scratch.
    14 to complain about the format of the previous file and asking to send it in txt or LaTeX.
    5 to say that they didn't like the taken decission and that they'll fork the house's electric installation and install a better lamp.
    1 to post a series of commands to put to change the lightbulb.
    1 to comment that he executed the commands and had an error message.
    1 to advice that the commands must be executed as root

    And finally:
    The father of the first user, who while everyone were discussing, he went to the shop and bought the cheapest lightbulb.
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  • xX Lord Anubis XxxX Lord Anubis Xx Posts: 170Registered
    edited July 2013 #103
    LtBrandon wrote:
    And now for some random from the internet that amuses me:
    -snip-
    Epic.
    Post edited by Steeveeo on
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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Avalice learns about a real programming language.
    LtBrandon said: Methinks avalice needs to stop using e2 because his ideas are more suited to some OOP.
    avalice said: OOP?
    avalice said: Wut oop.
    LtBrandon said: Or as I say, OOPS, Object Oriented Programming Shit.
    avalice said: Lol.
    avalice said: Its much easier for OOP?
    LtBrandon said: ..you're trying to make e2 obey OOP laws constantly.
    avalice said: Didnt know I was doign that.
    avalice said: LOL.
    avalice said: I don't even know how OOP is like.
    LtBrandon said: Go look at c++ or c# you'll drool all over it.
    avalice said: Suits me perfect?
    LtBrandon said: Probably.
    avalice said: But can't be used in e2z.
    LtBrandon said: Imma get you some c# and mindfuck you with it.
    avalice said: Okai.
    avalice said: Sounds fun.
    
    &#91;...&#93;
    
    LtBrandon said: Pffahahaha he responded with "wut is class"
    avalice said: Lol.
    LtBrandon said: I'm giving him horrible things like c# and c++
    avalice said: 1) wuts a class.
    avalice said: 2) delegate?
    avalice said: 3) static?
    avalice said: 4) event?
    Steeveeo said: Welcome to an actual programming language.
    Steeveeo said: And remember, don't look directly into the pointers.
    LtBrandon said: XD.
    avalice said: What pointeres.
    LtBrandon said: Memory addresses.
    Steeveeo said: I'm going to college for this shit.
    Steeveeo said: I don't expect you'll learn a whole lot from chat alone.
    LtBrandon said: I've been teaching it to myself for several years.
    Steeveeo said: OH, functors are a good one.
    LtBrandon said: You'd actually be suprized how well people tend to learn through a chat with me :V.
    Steeveeo said: Semaphores are fun, as are mutexes and threads.
    LtBrandon said: Oh god.
    avalice said: Wtf.
    avalice said: Lol.
    LtBrandon said: THREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADZ.
    Steeveeo said: Singletons are useful, but should not be abused.
    LtBrandon said: Indeed.
    LtBrandon said: I bet he is so confused.
    Steeveeo said: And don't even get me started on templates and, oh god, metatemplates.
    LtBrandon said: Probably googling all our strange things.
    avalice said: Im trying to comprehened the C# code because it looks really really interesting.
    
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    Steeveeo wrote:
    Avalice learns about a real programming language.
    You didn't mention the part about the server crashing from all the programming talk. I am disappoint.
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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    The Cappi said: My ship needs shit in it.
    Steeveeo said: I can help...but you won't like the cleanup.
    The Cappi said: Lolololol clever.
    Steeveeo said: Ikr.
    
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Steeveeo said: So, ltb.
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) said: So kanz.
    Steeveeo said: Why do we still not have player resizer? :D.
    Kanzuke said: So steeveeo.
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) said: So everyone.
    Kanzuke said: So radon.
    Radon &#91;SB Infinity&#93; said: So spaghetti monster.
    Steeveeo said: Gorddormit guys.
    Kanzuke said: So gosu.
    Radon &#91;SB Infinity&#93; said: So jesu.
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) said: So bob.
    Radon &#91;SB Infinity&#93; said: So Dylan.
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) said: So nathen?
    Steeveeo said: Soda.
    
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Kanzuke was working on an animated turret. Animations are funny in E2. :D
    Steeveeo said: Ehwot.
    Steeveeo said: It broke.
    Kanzuke said: Noshit.
    Kanzuke said: You spammed everything.
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) said: Steeveeo gets cookie.
    
    &#91;..&#93;
    
    Kanzuke said: Should now be spam pro- fuck you Steeveeo.
    Steeveeo said: :D.
    
    &#91;..&#93;
    
    Kanzuke said: Kay, should now be fully spam proof.
    Kanzuke said: HOW DO YOU FIND A WAY.
    Steeveeo said: &gt;:D.
    
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    reminds me of that time mouldy taco kept spamming my door button so much I had to phase it out of reality for five seconds after it was pressed


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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
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    &#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
    &#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
    &#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
    &#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
    &#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
    &#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
    &#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
    &#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
    
    &#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; disconnected.
    
    &lt;Console&gt; (LtBrandon) say "wtf borg"
    Divran said: What.
    connahisnom said: Wot.
    Steeveeo said: ...wat.
    

    Borg is a strange one.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    18:25:03: avalice said: Welcome to diaspora.
    18:25:09: rcon from "LtBrandon": command "lua_run for i = 1,2000 do FindPlayerByName("avalice"):Kill() end"
    18:25:13: rcon from "LtBrandon": command "lua_run for i = 1,2000 do FindPlayerByName("avalice"):Kill() end"
    18:25:16: rcon from "LtBrandon": command "lua_run for i = 1,2000 do FindPlayerByName("avalice"):Kill() end"
    18:25:18: Engine error: ED_Alloc: no free edicts
    
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    &#91;12:32:56 AM&#93; Steve: http://bit.ly/RR99Zb
    &#91;12:33:19 AM&#93; Kevin: GOD
    &#91;12:33:21 AM&#93; Kevin: DAMNIT
    &#91;12:33:24 AM&#93; Steve: :D
    &#91;12:33:24 AM&#93; Keith: what..the fuck
    &#91;12:33:47 AM&#93; Kevin: not clicking your shit anymore Steve
    &#91;12:33:52 AM&#93; Keith: looool
    

    My college buddies don't seem to enjoy my links on Skype. :(
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Steeveeo: Yo.
    DonnerPlays: ?
    Steeveeo: As in hi.
    DonnerPlays: Hi.
    DonnerPlays disconnected (reason "Disconnect by user.")
    Steeveeo: Wat.
    

    Was it something I said? :(
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Finding novel and exciting ways to break the server!
    11:44:34 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:09: Lua Error: Steeveeo: Size down and check this out.
    11:45:02 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:37: Lua Error: Steeveeo: WOW XD.
    11:45:05 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:40: Lua Error: Starkkz: My left speaker is damaged.
    11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: not enough memory
    11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: not enough memory
    11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: not enough memory
    11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: not enough memory
    11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: not enough memory
    11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: 
    11:45:13 &#91;ERROR&#93; addons/wire/lua/entities/gmod_wire_digitalscreen/init.lua:92: bad argument #1 to 'WriteUInt' (number expected, got nil)
               1. WriteUInt - &#91;C&#93;:-1
                2. FlushCache - addons/wire/lua/entities/gmod_wire_digitalscreen/init.lua:92
                 3. unknown - addons/wire/lua/entities/gmod_wire_digitalscreen/init.lua:206
             
             
    11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: 
    11:45:13 &#91;ERROR&#93; addons/wire/lua/entities/gmod_wire_digitalscreen/init.lua:92: bad argument #1 to 'WriteUInt' (number expected, got nil)
               1. WriteUInt - &#91;C&#93;:-1
                2. FlushCache - addons/wire/lua/entities/gmod_wire_digitalscreen/init.lua:92
                 3. unknown - addons/wire/lua/entities/gmod_wire_digitalscreen/init.lua:206
             
             
    11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Engine error: Lua Panic! Something went horribly wrong!
    11:45:13 
             "not enough memory"
    
  • xX Lord Anubis XxxX Lord Anubis Xx Posts: 170Registered
    [06:42:08] Linro Hakoke > wut the literal fuck
    [06:42:09] Linro Hakoke > WHY
    [06:42:10] Linro Hakoke > DIDI
    [06:42:11] Linro Hakoke > NOT
    [06:42:12] Linro Hakoke > NOTICE
    [06:42:15] Linro Hakoke > I HAVE AN HOUR
    [06:42:16] Linro Hakoke > LEFT
    [06:42:19] Linro Hakoke > BEFORE I CAN FLY A TENGU?
    [06:42:25] Ripa 'Maramee > LEL
    [06:42:49] Ripa 'Maramee > i can fly a legion
    [06:43:03] Linro Hakoke > WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK IS THIS SHIT
    [06:43:08] Linro Hakoke > >.>
    Every Human Being has some capacity for evil. It's just that some Humans have a greater capacity for evil than others.
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    17:37:13 HLSW NOTE: Connecting to 76.164.218.163:27015 ...
    17:37:09 Lua Error: Razor9511: No I'm a lesbian anyways >.<
    17:37:16 Lua Error: Sawyer.: WAIT YOUR A GIRL.
    17:37:25 Lua Error: Sir Classy Cat: You didn't know.
    17:37:27 Lua Error: Razor9511: ....
    17:37:32 Lua Error: Sawyer.: I WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOW TILL NOW.
    17:37:43 Lua Error: Sawyer.: MY LIFE HAS BEEN A TOLTAL TO TO ME THIS ENTIRE TIME.

    I opened hlsw with perfect timing it seems.
    This is a block of text that can be added to posts you make. There is a 255 character limit.

    Lλmbdλ: donations for coding the space future of diaspora :>

    Get your extra long EVE trial here!
  • KanzukeKanzuke Posts: 181Registered, Moderator
    GreenAurora! ;): How can I become respected member?
    Starkkz: You have to play constantly on the server.
    Err McSrsly: Yes.
    Kanzuke: And be respected by us Reds.
    Err McSrsly: 24/7.
    Starkkz: Yea.
    Kanzuke: You disconnect you forfeit the place.
    GreenAurora! ;) disconnected
    Kanzuke: Rofl.
    Err McSrsly: Thats a no I guess.
    Err McSrsly: I think we scared him.
    Starkkz: Lol.

    Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    4:41 PM - Divran: thing is
    4:41 PM - Divran: von uses no unprintable characters
    4:41 PM - Divran: so steam should get an award
    4:41 PM - Divran: for fucking up something made to be unfuckupable
    4:41 PM - Steeveeo: steam removes tabs
    4:41 PM - Divran: von uses no tabs
    4:41 PM - Steeveeo: then I don't know
    4:42 PM - Divran: blame brandon
    4:42 PM - Steeveeo: I'm not blaming steam on brandon
    4:42 PM - Divran: xD
    
  • Mouldy_TacoMouldy_Taco Posts: 133Registered, Moderator
    These new admins are so hard to control
    LocInt: Puff teach this new admin.
    Mouldy_Taco: OH GOD.
    [SUN] Fruerlund: *facepalms himself.
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): Taco is newest admin.
    Mouldy_Taco: This is kind of amusing.
    Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): Sutch nub.
    LocInt: I totally see that.
    [SUN] Fruerlund: Puff, get your dog to behave!
    "If this works, it'll keep us from getting' caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from gettin' old," -- MacGyver
  • NinjrKillrNinjrKillr Posts: 175Registered
    Steeveeo wrote:
    4:41 PM - Divran: thing is
    4:41 PM - Divran: von uses no unprintable characters
    4:41 PM - Divran: so steam should get an award
    4:41 PM - Divran: for fucking up something made to be unfuckupable
    4:41 PM - Steeveeo: steam removes tabs
    4:41 PM - Divran: von uses no tabs
    4:41 PM - Steeveeo: then I don't know
    4:42 PM - Divran: blame brandon
    4:42 PM - Steeveeo: I'm not blaming steam on brandon
    4:42 PM - Divran: xD
    
    I fully support blaming steam on Brandon.

    "We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded."

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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Steeveeo: Multi-Weld Radial Select is a fun thing.
    &#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: There,should work.
    &#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: Also,Marion,i can kill you if you enter my chair.
    Steeveeo: Marion?
    Steeveeo: That's...one hell of a misspelling.
    Machaon: Lol.
    &#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: I got the N right.
    Steeveeo: You got the M and the N.
    &#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: And the I.
    Steeveeo: That's about it.
    Steeveeo: There IS no I.
    &#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: Not Mach,Werigan.
    Steeveeo: Oh.
    Steeveeo: HOW IS THAT BETTER? D:
    Machaon: ^
    &#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: YOUR NAME IS WERIGAN HERE.
    Steeveeo: Apparently it's marion.
    &#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: .-.
    Machaon: Hello_Marion.
    

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