[Humor] Notable Quotes

LtBrandon · April 2013

Steeveeo wrote:

Well this is a somewhat humorous glitch:

Steeveeo connected
Steeveeo: Well this is odd.
Steeveeo: My console is filled with errors, and whoever this is over here is stuck in the invalid anim pose.
Steeveeo: With no nametag.
Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: It's me.
Steeveeo: Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: It's me.
Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: TangentDelta :P.
Steeveeo: Waaat.
Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: Lol, something dun broke.
Steeveeo: What did you DO?
Panel: [name:Panel][class:Panel][0,0,64,24]: I didn't do anyhting.

..considering that panels don't even exist in the serverside lua and that the server sends the speaking player's entity to clients and not a panel... well shit sir, i don't even know what the hell you did. :P

Steeveeo · April 2013

Lambda is being toyed with by LtBrandon's grammar script, apparently.

Steeveeo: There we go.
Lλmbdλ: Well done Steeveeo you finally figure out rd.
Lλmbdλ: YOUR NAME DID FUCKING AUTOCORRECT.
Lλmbdλ: I SAW IT.
Steeveeo: Fixed the GIANT INFINITY BAR caused by having a resource without storage on a node.
Lλmbdλ: Test steeveo.
Lλmbdλ: Test steeveeo.
Steeveeo: In rd_overlay_mode 3.
Lλmbdλ: Apparently you have to misspell it just the right way.
Lλmbdλ: I entirely forgot you could change overlay modes.
Steeveeo: I'm pretty sure LtB just added in a script to randomly correct my name to screw with you.

[..]

Lλmbdλ: Noooo Steeveeo why.
Lλmbdλ: IT FUCKING JUST.
Lλmbdλ: Noo steeveo.
Lλmbdλ: Test steveo.
Lλmbdλ: Test steeveeo.
Lλmbdλ: ...what the FUCK.

LtBrandon · April 2013

Amazing things happen when you start putting gman's face on everything.
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Steeveeo · April 2013

There appears to be a bit of a language barrier here:

vern.vernon said: Can I join your rocket.
Steeveeo said: Rocket?
Steeveeo said: It's a resource platform, rather immobile.
vern.vernon said: Can I join it.
Steeveeo said: There's nothing here to join.
vern.vernon said: Ok when can I join.
Steeveeo said: It's not going to go anywhere.
Steeveeo said: Ever.
vern.vernon said: Are you sure.
Steeveeo said: It's like asking a house if it's going anywhere any time soon.
vern.vernon said: What are you doing.
Steeveeo said: He's programming whatever that screen is.
vern.vernon said: Huh.
Steeveeo said: And I am trying to figure out why my steam generator refuses to stay on.
vern.vernon said: Ok.
vern.vernon said: What was that.
Steeveeo said: What...the hell?
Steeveeo said: That would be me turning this thing on, but the steam turbine here is being retarded.
vern.vernon said: What do you mean.
Steeveeo said: It's not staying on.
Steeveeo said: It just turns itself off.
Steeveeo said: WHOA.
Steeveeo said: Why the hell is the multiplier on this thing 390000000000?
vern.vernon said: When is it done.
vern.vernon said: When is it done.
Steeveeo said: Why do you ask?
vern.vernon said: You are doing it still.
Steeveeo said: Yes, we build, it's called Spacebuild for that reason.
vern.vernon said: That good and were is the seats.
Steeveeo said: *facepalm*
Steeveeo said: You still expect this thing to fly, don't you?
vern.vernon said: Yes.
Steeveeo said: Come here.
Steeveeo said: Over here.
Steeveeo said: You see this hangar?
Steeveeo said: Do you expect this building to fly?
vern.vernon said: Yes.
Steeveeo said: Good luck with that.
vern.vernon said: How.
Steeveeo said: Sarcasm.
vern.vernon said: How can I get that.
Steeveeo said: *sigh*

Steeveeo · May 2013

[2:51:46 PM] Nielk1: i can voip if youw ant, just let me change my pants
[2:51:53 PM] warfreak94c: how do the two relate? xD
[2:51:57 PM] Steeveeo: gotta put on some pants to voip
[2:52:06 PM] Nielk1: cord tangling
[2:52:12 PM] Steeveeo: ...on?
[2:52:17 PM] warfreak94c: oh lawd, my mouth
[2:52:20 PM] warfreak94c: hurts from laughing

NinjrKillr · June 2013

[23:29:56] <NinjrKillr> What do you think I am, a freaking miracle worker?
[23:30:24] <Kanzuke> Of course. Everyone knows you and Brandon just fart out Lua files, and suddenly we have new content.

I mean, really?

Puff Machine · June 2013

Sever just crashed.
Talking to tangent.
Yea.

21:19 - TangentDelta: FREAKING
21:19 - TangentDelta is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
21:20 - TangentDelta: that crash was imminenet
21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): IT WAS
21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I AM TALKING IN ALL CAPS
21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): CAUSE SWERVER CWASHED
21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): WHILE I BULD
21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): GAHHHHH
21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): d:
21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND):
21:22 - TangentDelta: I hate how stupid people can be
21:22 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): IZ BAD DAY
21:23 - TangentDelta: Alot of people were building and flying unparented ships
21:23 - TangentDelta: and flopping htem around
21:23 - TangentDelta: and making poorly-written E2s
21:23 - TangentDelta: *them
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I BLAME TURTLE
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): HE USED PARENTING STOOL
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): LIKE A TODESTOOLL
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BUT WITH A SCRIPT
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): AAAAAAAAAH
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SHOUT
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SHOUT
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): LET IT ALL OU
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): T
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): THEEEEESE
21:23 - TangentDelta: DESTROY COMPUTER
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): ARE TJE THINGS
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I CAN SOMETHING SOMETHING
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): FORGOT LYRICS
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): THIS IS 80S SONG
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): COMEON
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): DUM DUM DUM
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): INSTRAMENTAL
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BWAAAAAAAAAAAA
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): WIBBLE
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): WIBBLE
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BWEEEEEEEEEEEEE
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BAN
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): CRASH
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): WOOOOP
21:24 - TangentDelta: lol
21:24 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BANCHEEEEEEEE
21:24 - TangentDelta: How much work did you lose?
21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I HAVE LOST MY ENTIRE LIFES WORK
21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SINCE I SAVED 5 MIN AGO
21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I DONT REARLY HAVE ANY REASON TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS
21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): CAUSE ITS ALL SAVED PRETY MUTCH
21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BAK TO THE MOOZIK
21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): WHERE WAS I
21:25 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): RIGHT AN INSTRAMENTAL
21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE
21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SOMETHING
21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BANGING SOUNDS
21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SCREAMING
21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): TERROR
21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): GUNSHOTS
21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BAD PIAENO PLAEING
21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BWAAAAAAAAAAAA
21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): EWEKTWIK GETARRRR
21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BANG
21:26 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): CRASH
21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): k done
21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): gonna put this in diaspora noteable quotes now
21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): lulz
21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): who says lulz nowadays?
21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): trolls and 3 year olds
21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): thats who
21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): >:c
21:27 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): AAAAAAAAAH
21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): RESPOND
21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): *BLOWS INTO MIC*
21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): OH RIGHT
21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): WERE NOT ON VOICE CHAT
21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): YOU ARE A TERRUBLE PERSON
21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): TYPEING IN ALL CAPS
21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): IS RASEING MY BLOOD PRESSURE
21:28 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): ITS STRESSFUL YAKNOW
21:29 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): PRESSING THAT CAPS LOCK KEY WAS SOOOOOO HARD
21:29 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I AM ANGERED
21:29 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): <
21:29 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): RESPOND
21:30 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I NEED ATTENTION
21:30 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): PROLLY PHYCIATRIC HELP
21:30 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): ANY WILL DO
21:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): OH NEVERMIND
21:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I WILL JUST GET BACK TO BEING SLIGHTLY PRODUCTIVE
21:31 - TangentDelta is now Away.
21:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER ALL CAPS FIT LATER
21:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): OH DONT YOU DARE GO AWAY ON ME
21:31 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): AHHHHHHHHHH
21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): ENRAGED
21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): TRUELY
21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): A TERRIBLE
21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): PERSON
21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): GOODDAY TO YOU
21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): GOODDAY
21:32 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
21:33 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): IN A HAVEING YOUR FOOT CUT OFF KIND OF WAY

LtBrandon · June 2013

Puff Machine wrote:

Sever just crashed.

21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I BLAME TURTLE
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): HE USED PARENTING STOOL
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): LIKE A TODESTOOLL
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BUT WITH A SCRIPT
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): AAAAAAAAAH
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SHOUT

But they are SUPPOSED to use the autoparenter tool, its faster and just as safe as the e2(which doesn't download anymore).

So good sir, I BLAME YOU! :P

njits23 · June 2013

LtBrandon wrote:

Puff Machine wrote:

Sever just crashed.

21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): I BLAME TURTLE
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): HE USED PARENTING STOOL
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): LIKE A TODESTOOLL
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): BUT WITH A SCRIPT
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): AAAAAAAAAH
21:23 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): SHOUT

But they are SUPPOSED to use the autoparenter tool, its faster and just as safe as the e2(which doesn't download anymore).

So good sir, I BLAME YOU! :P

Only problem is, if you accidentally parent twice on two different props, it crashes the server. Which does not happen with the e2 =P

LtBrandon · June 2013

njits23 wrote:

LtBrandon wrote:

But they are SUPPOSED to use the autoparenter tool, its faster and just as safe as the e2(which doesn't download anymore).

So good sir, I BLAME YOU! :P

Only problem is, if you accidentally parent twice on two different props, it crashes the server. Which does not happen with the e2 =P

Actually it does, its just more random with the e2. Its never recommended to parent twice. Enough off topic here.

LtBrandon · June 2013

And now for some random from the internet that amuses me:

How many Linux users are needed to change a lightbulb?

1 to post a thread in a forum telling the bulb has burnt.
1 to suggest to try to turn the lamp on through command lines.
1 to complain that the user broke the thread.
1 to ask what new bulb will he install.
1 to advice that we shouldn't use the word burn for meaning a broken lightbulb, because it would mean that the bulb was set on fire and that it wold be right to say that the bulb broke due to an excess of electrical current.
25 to suggest to install all the kinds of existing and imaginable lightbulbs.
5 who say that the burt bulb is an upstream issue that doesn't belong to the distro. There's an open bug on the bulb's developer mail list.
1 noob to suggest to install a Microsoft lightbulb.
250 to flood the noob's mail address.
300 to say that a Microsoft lightbulb would turn blue and that you'd had to reboot continuously to get back to normal.
1 former linux user who still frequents the forum, to suggest to install an Apple iBulb, which has a fresh and innovating design and it costs 250 $.
20 to say that iBulbs aren't free, and that they have less functions than a 20 times cheaper standard lightbulb.
15 to suggest to install a national lightbulb.
30 to say that national lightbulbs are creepled remasters of foreign lightbulbs and that they don't bring nothing new.
23 to argue if it must be a white or a transparent bulb.
1 to remiind everyone that the right name is GNU/Lightbulb.
1 to say that lightbulbs are a Winbugs users thing and that real Linux users aren't afraid of the dark.
1 to announce finally which will be the model of the installed bulb.
217 to discard the chosen model and suggest another.
6 to complain that the chosen lightbulb has propietary elements, and that another should be used.
20 to say that a 100% free bulb, isn't compatible with the lamp switch.
The same previous 6, to suggest to change the switch for a compatible one.
1 to yell out: “STOP ARGUING AND CHANGE THAT LIGHTBULB FOR GOD'S SAKE!”
350 to ask the previous user what God is he talking about, and that if he has scientific proofs of his existence.
1 to say that we can't trust in corporation-made bulbs and that we should trust in community-made bulbs.
1 to post a link to an ODF file explaining how to build a lightbulb from scratch.
14 to complain about the format of the previous file and asking to send it in txt or LaTeX.
5 to say that they didn't like the taken decission and that they'll fork the house's electric installation and install a better lamp.
1 to post a series of commands to put to change the lightbulb.
1 to comment that he executed the commands and had an error message.
1 to advice that the commands must be executed as root

And finally:
The father of the first user, who while everyone were discussing, he went to the shop and bought the cheapest lightbulb.

xX Lord Anubis Xx · July 2013

LtBrandon wrote:

And now for some random from the internet that amuses me:

-snip-

Epic.

Steeveeo · August 2013

Avalice learns about a real programming language.

LtBrandon said: Methinks avalice needs to stop using e2 because his ideas are more suited to some OOP.
avalice said: OOP?
avalice said: Wut oop.
LtBrandon said: Or as I say, OOPS, Object Oriented Programming Shit.
avalice said: Lol.
avalice said: Its much easier for OOP?
LtBrandon said: ..you're trying to make e2 obey OOP laws constantly.
avalice said: Didnt know I was doign that.
avalice said: LOL.
avalice said: I don't even know how OOP is like.
LtBrandon said: Go look at c++ or c# you'll drool all over it.
avalice said: Suits me perfect?
LtBrandon said: Probably.
avalice said: But can't be used in e2z.
LtBrandon said: Imma get you some c# and mindfuck you with it.
avalice said: Okai.
avalice said: Sounds fun.

&#91;...&#93;

LtBrandon said: Pffahahaha he responded with "wut is class"
avalice said: Lol.
LtBrandon said: I'm giving him horrible things like c# and c++
avalice said: 1) wuts a class.
avalice said: 2) delegate?
avalice said: 3) static?
avalice said: 4) event?
Steeveeo said: Welcome to an actual programming language.
Steeveeo said: And remember, don't look directly into the pointers.
LtBrandon said: XD.
avalice said: What pointeres.
LtBrandon said: Memory addresses.
Steeveeo said: I'm going to college for this shit.
Steeveeo said: I don't expect you'll learn a whole lot from chat alone.
LtBrandon said: I've been teaching it to myself for several years.
Steeveeo said: OH, functors are a good one.
LtBrandon said: You'd actually be suprized how well people tend to learn through a chat with me :V.
Steeveeo said: Semaphores are fun, as are mutexes and threads.
LtBrandon said: Oh god.
avalice said: Wtf.
avalice said: Lol.
LtBrandon said: THREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADZ.
Steeveeo said: Singletons are useful, but should not be abused.
LtBrandon said: Indeed.
LtBrandon said: I bet he is so confused.
Steeveeo said: And don't even get me started on templates and, oh god, metatemplates.
LtBrandon said: Probably googling all our strange things.
avalice said: Im trying to comprehened the C# code because it looks really really interesting.

LtBrandon · August 2013

Steeveeo wrote:

Avalice learns about a real programming language.

You didn't mention the part about the server crashing from all the programming talk. I am disappoint.

Steeveeo · August 2013

The Cappi said: My ship needs shit in it.
Steeveeo said: I can help...but you won't like the cleanup.
The Cappi said: Lolololol clever.
Steeveeo said: Ikr.

Steeveeo · August 2013

Steeveeo said: So, ltb.
Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) said: So kanz.
Steeveeo said: Why do we still not have player resizer? :D.
Kanzuke said: So steeveeo.
Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) said: So everyone.
Kanzuke said: So radon.
Radon &#91;SB Infinity&#93; said: So spaghetti monster.
Steeveeo said: Gorddormit guys.
Kanzuke said: So gosu.
Radon &#91;SB Infinity&#93; said: So jesu.
Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) said: So bob.
Radon &#91;SB Infinity&#93; said: So Dylan.
Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) said: So nathen?
Steeveeo said: Soda.

Steeveeo · August 2013

Kanzuke was working on an animated turret. Animations are funny in E2.

Steeveeo said: Ehwot.
Steeveeo said: It broke.
Kanzuke said: Noshit.
Kanzuke said: You spammed everything.
Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) said: Steeveeo gets cookie.

&#91;..&#93;

Kanzuke said: Should now be spam pro- fuck you Steeveeo.
Steeveeo said: :D.

&#91;..&#93;

Kanzuke said: Kay, should now be fully spam proof.
Kanzuke said: HOW DO YOU FIND A WAY.
Steeveeo said: &gt;:D.

Lambda217 · August 2013

reminds me of that time mouldy taco kept spamming my door button so much I had to phase it out of reality for five seconds after it was pressed

Steeveeo · August 2013

&#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
&#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
&#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
&#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
&#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
&#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
&#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
&#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
&#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
&#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.
&#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; said: FUCK SERVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SERVER AND HOSTING LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE ENVIROMENTS IP 64.94.101.234:27015.

&#91;ENV&#93; BORG &#91;CZ&#93; disconnected.

&lt;Console&gt; (LtBrandon) say "wtf borg"
Divran said: What.
connahisnom said: Wot.
Steeveeo said: ...wat.

Borg is a strange one.

Steeveeo · August 2013

18:25:03: avalice said: Welcome to diaspora.
18:25:09: rcon from "LtBrandon": command "lua_run for i = 1,2000 do FindPlayerByName("avalice"):Kill() end"
18:25:13: rcon from "LtBrandon": command "lua_run for i = 1,2000 do FindPlayerByName("avalice"):Kill() end"
18:25:16: rcon from "LtBrandon": command "lua_run for i = 1,2000 do FindPlayerByName("avalice"):Kill() end"
18:25:18: Engine error: ED_Alloc: no free edicts

Steeveeo · August 2013

&#91;12:32:56 AM&#93; Steve: http://bit.ly/RR99Zb
&#91;12:33:19 AM&#93; Kevin: GOD
&#91;12:33:21 AM&#93; Kevin: DAMNIT
&#91;12:33:24 AM&#93; Steve: :D
&#91;12:33:24 AM&#93; Keith: what..the fuck
&#91;12:33:47 AM&#93; Kevin: not clicking your shit anymore Steve
&#91;12:33:52 AM&#93; Keith: looool

My college buddies don't seem to enjoy my links on Skype.

Steeveeo · October 2013

Steeveeo: Yo.
DonnerPlays: ?
Steeveeo: As in hi.
DonnerPlays: Hi.
DonnerPlays disconnected (reason "Disconnect by user.")
Steeveeo: Wat.

Was it something I said?

Steeveeo · November 2013

Finding novel and exciting ways to break the server!

11:44:34 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:09: Lua Error: Steeveeo: Size down and check this out.
11:45:02 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:37: Lua Error: Steeveeo: WOW XD.
11:45:05 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:40: Lua Error: Starkkz: My left speaker is damaged.
11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: not enough memory
11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: not enough memory
11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: not enough memory
11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: not enough memory
11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: not enough memory
11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: 
11:45:13 &#91;ERROR&#93; addons/wire/lua/entities/gmod_wire_digitalscreen/init.lua:92: bad argument #1 to 'WriteUInt' (number expected, got nil)
           1. WriteUInt - &#91;C&#93;:-1
            2. FlushCache - addons/wire/lua/entities/gmod_wire_digitalscreen/init.lua:92
             3. unknown - addons/wire/lua/entities/gmod_wire_digitalscreen/init.lua:206
         
         
11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Lua Error: 
11:45:13 &#91;ERROR&#93; addons/wire/lua/entities/gmod_wire_digitalscreen/init.lua:92: bad argument #1 to 'WriteUInt' (number expected, got nil)
           1. WriteUInt - &#91;C&#93;:-1
            2. FlushCache - addons/wire/lua/entities/gmod_wire_digitalscreen/init.lua:92
             3. unknown - addons/wire/lua/entities/gmod_wire_digitalscreen/init.lua:206
         
         
11:45:13 L 11/27/2013 - 11:44:48: Engine error: Lua Panic! Something went horribly wrong!
11:45:13 
         "not enough memory"

xX Lord Anubis Xx · December 2013

[06:42:08] Linro Hakoke > wut the literal fuck
[06:42:09] Linro Hakoke > WHY
[06:42:10] Linro Hakoke > DIDI
[06:42:11] Linro Hakoke > NOT
[06:42:12] Linro Hakoke > NOTICE
[06:42:15] Linro Hakoke > I HAVE AN HOUR
[06:42:16] Linro Hakoke > LEFT
[06:42:19] Linro Hakoke > BEFORE I CAN FLY A TENGU?
[06:42:25] Ripa 'Maramee > LEL
[06:42:49] Ripa 'Maramee > i can fly a legion
[06:43:03] Linro Hakoke > WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK IS THIS SHIT
[06:43:08] Linro Hakoke > >.>

LtBrandon · January 2014

17:37:13 HLSW NOTE: Connecting to 76.164.218.163:27015 ...
17:37:09 Lua Error: Razor9511: No I'm a lesbian anyways >.<
17:37:16 Lua Error: Sawyer.: WAIT YOUR A GIRL.
17:37:25 Lua Error: Sir Classy Cat: You didn't know.
17:37:27 Lua Error: Razor9511: ....
17:37:32 Lua Error: Sawyer.: I WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOW TILL NOW.
17:37:43 Lua Error: Sawyer.: MY LIFE HAS BEEN A TOLTAL TO TO ME THIS ENTIRE TIME.

I opened hlsw with perfect timing it seems.

Kanzuke · January 2014

GreenAurora! : How can I become respected member?
Starkkz: You have to play constantly on the server.
Err McSrsly: Yes.
Kanzuke: And be respected by us Reds.
Err McSrsly: 24/7.
Starkkz: Yea.
Kanzuke: You disconnect you forfeit the place.
GreenAurora! disconnected
Kanzuke: Rofl.
Err McSrsly: Thats a no I guess.
Err McSrsly: I think we scared him.
Starkkz: Lol.

Steeveeo · February 2014

4:41 PM - Divran: thing is
4:41 PM - Divran: von uses no unprintable characters
4:41 PM - Divran: so steam should get an award
4:41 PM - Divran: for fucking up something made to be unfuckupable
4:41 PM - Steeveeo: steam removes tabs
4:41 PM - Divran: von uses no tabs
4:41 PM - Steeveeo: then I don't know
4:42 PM - Divran: blame brandon
4:42 PM - Steeveeo: I'm not blaming steam on brandon
4:42 PM - Divran: xD

Mouldy_Taco · February 2014

These new admins are so hard to control

LocInt: Puff teach this new admin.
Mouldy_Taco: OH GOD.
[SUN] Fruerlund: *facepalms himself.
Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): Taco is newest admin.
Mouldy_Taco: This is kind of amusing.
Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): Sutch nub.
LocInt: I totally see that.
[SUN] Fruerlund: Puff, get your dog to behave!

NinjrKillr · February 2014

Steeveeo wrote:

4:41 PM - Divran: thing is
4:41 PM - Divran: von uses no unprintable characters
4:41 PM - Divran: so steam should get an award
4:41 PM - Divran: for fucking up something made to be unfuckupable
4:41 PM - Steeveeo: steam removes tabs
4:41 PM - Divran: von uses no tabs
4:41 PM - Steeveeo: then I don't know
4:42 PM - Divran: blame brandon
4:42 PM - Steeveeo: I'm not blaming steam on brandon
4:42 PM - Divran: xD

I fully support blaming steam on Brandon.

Steeveeo · March 2014

Steeveeo: Multi-Weld Radial Select is a fun thing.
&#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: There,should work.
&#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: Also,Marion,i can kill you if you enter my chair.
Steeveeo: Marion?
Steeveeo: That's...one hell of a misspelling.
Machaon: Lol.
&#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: I got the N right.
Steeveeo: You got the M and the N.
&#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: And the I.
Steeveeo: That's about it.
Steeveeo: There IS no I.
&#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: Not Mach,Werigan.
Steeveeo: Oh.
Steeveeo: HOW IS THAT BETTER? D:
Machaon: ^
&#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: YOUR NAME IS WERIGAN HERE.
Steeveeo: Apparently it's marion.
&#91;Hawnk&#93;Xenofire: .-.
Machaon: Hello_Marion.

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