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So I've been noticing something for awhile now. It seems that the admins (and a few players) have been infected with some sort of mimetic affliction. It's been going on for a good long time, but the earliest records we have of the situation are from just around Christmas of last year.
I took it upon myself to do the research, and what I have found is astonishing:
12:38 PM - Lλmbdλ: yo steev, i appear to be surrounded by explosions on the server, is this your doing?
12:38 PM - Steeveeo: it very well might be
12:38 PM - Lλmbdλ: very good
Evil Haggis: I,ll keep this just incase I get an apithiniy.
Steeveeo: Apithiniy...
Blood Altar: Evil, you get what steeveeo said right?
Steeveeo: ...
Steeveeo: Epiphany?
Evil Haggis: And yes I don't know how to spell that right.
Steeveeo: There's not knowing how to spell it.
Steeveeo: And then there's swinging for the fences.
Steeveeo: And I have to say, that was way across the foul line.
[Anonymous Cadet]: Where do I get Ess Bep, I searched it on Google but I can't find nuffink.
...
[Anonymous Cadet]: I put it in the search box and it comes up with '0 apps found'.
[Puff Machine]: ...You typed it into Windows Explorer?
(he did)
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
22:30:06: [SxS] The Assassin [DT]: Wtf for some reason parts of my ship dissapears....
22:31:46: [SxS] The Assassin [DT]: This ship is so fucked up....
22:32:51: Engine error: models/spacebuild/corvette_chair.mdl (2) at -202.4 215.7 -133.4 in contact with models/ce_ls3additional/solar_generator/solar_generator_giant.mdl (2) at -198.0 215.7 -137.3, crash. dist = -1, minq = 99999999999999998000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.000000
11:42 - Rigel: taco my ass just made this exact sound of a sonar ping
11:42 - Mouldy_Taco: you should get that checked out
11:42 - Rigel: i probably should
11:43 - Mouldy_Taco: there might be a long tube full of seamen stuck in there
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
Err: Lol eg håpa at dokker førstår nodr-norsk dialekt.
kostv93: Da.
kostv93: Twa podsilva qdroto mi.
tHirStyForKiLLz: Zakvo mi lagi.
njits23: Ja, laten we allemaal onze eigen taal gaan praten.
kostv93: Shoto ima mn korabi.
njits23: Dat is een heel goed idee.
kostv93: Iam 7 miliona krav.
Rigel: OI M8 WANNA GO DOWN ALDIS GET SOME FISH AND CHIPS.
kostv93: Armor.
Err: Ka fan e det du sei njits?
tHirStyForKiLLz: E ti hubu se kefish ama.
Kanzuke: Woo, all the dialects.
tHirStyForKiLLz: S toq lag kak se biesh.
kostv93: A nai silniq mi korab ima 100.
njits23: Sorry, ik spreek geen norweegs.
Rigel: I'LL FUCKING BASH YA.
kostv93: Em to e stroene ne e biene.
kostv93: Ela da ti sloja sedalka.
kostv93: Da se razhodim.
Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND) was killed by worldspawn
[SBRP] - kostv93 spawned vehicle
Err: Sæ du snakka ikke nord-norsk? vell det e jo en skam.
[SBRP] - kostv93 spawned vehicle
Kanzuke: 011110010110111101110101001000000110000101110010011001010010000001100001011011000110110000100000011100110111010001101111011100000110100101100100.
diaspora is a rich melting pot of worldly cultures
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
09:34 AM - Rigel: we could have made fat stacks selling admins for diaspora darkrp
09:34 AM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: 'selling admins' thats a good plan, just kidnap all the admins and sell them on a black market
09:34 AM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: :V
09:35 AM - Rigel: you hit kanzuke over the head from behind and tie him up i'll write up the advert sheets
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A conversation with everyone's most love player Rokh(James(James X(Titan(SE EU 1(SurvivalEU1)(SpaceEngineersEU1(SpaceEngineersServer1(Pearce(Commander Shepard)))))))) (stop changing names damnit)
17:41 - Rokh: but i am the most stupid person on eve probably
17:41 - Rokh: can u teleport me to some planet with AIR
17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): there's always someone more stupid than you
17:41 - Rokh: thats true
17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): compared to the baseline IQ of a tablecloth for example
17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): you are fairly smart
17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): not quite a genius
17:41 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): but above average
17:42 - Rokh: do you want to know why my choice for a first ship was a battleship
17:42 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): do tell
17:42 - Rokh: I don't want to get destroyed right away on the first encounter on pvp
17:42 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): so instead
17:42 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): your going to get destroyed in your first pvp encounter in a ship worth half a plex?
17:42 - Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): good plan
17:43 - Rokh: ehhhh
17:43 - Rokh: true
There has been a severe lack of posts in this thread. Have quotes from chats of last hour.
06:58 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: FINALLY
06:58 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: I FUCKING WIN
06:58 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: YOU PILE OF UNREAL CRAP EDITOR
07:46 PM - Anubis: LOL
07:46 PM - Anubis: i was afk mining, i just came back and this guy tried to suicide gank me FOUR TIMES
07:46 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: how pathetic
...
07:54 PM - Anubis: so it was actually 3 different people trying to gank me
07:54 PM - Anubis: fucking retards
07:54 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: i faceplanted my keyboard because a facepalm just wasn't powerful enough
07:37 PM - Captain Spectacular: no-one must know i'm listening to the amazing spiderman 2 soundtrack and actually getting hyped about it
07:37 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: OBJECTIVE FAILED
07:30 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: the arrows for moving things around are having this glitchy appearance right now
07:30 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: it reminds me of meat kraken
07:31 PM - Captain Spectacular: with less shrieking hopefully
07:31 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: its not making sounds, but it looks like its yelling at someone
07:31 PM - Captain Spectacular: it..looks like it's yelling at someone?
07:32 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: the red arrow part turns into like a giant mouth with large spikes for teeth, and the rest just gets all big
07:32 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: to me it looks like kraken yelling at something
07:33 PM - Captain Spectacular: i think that's less of a "compling for linux" problem and more of a "satan" problem
07:33 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: eh
07:33 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: it is my computer, is expected
07:33 PM - Captain Spectacular: http://31.media.tumblr.com/9e5b1973c061 ... o1_500.jpg
07:34 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: pretty much
07:47 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: when in doubt
07:47 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: rainbow rokh
07:27 PM - Captain Spectacular: fucking uac is actually making me consider using linux
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L: !play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydVDyVvwxXM.
PlayX: Playing ydVDyVvwxXM using handler JWYoutube
PlayX: Page loaded, preparing to inject
PlayX: Metadata received
unnamed: :v.
L: I cannot provide a more succint depiction of life in the Spectral Directorate than this.
Rokh: It sounds like ukraine.
unnamed: Magical girls combined with gay wrestling dudes? :V.
L: Nailed it.
unnamed: Thats an interesting one.
(garry broke everything so i'm unnamed and lambda is L)
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Steeveeo: Ltb, 40 minutes until Omen if you wanna give that map a try.
Console: if i felt like restarting my computer i would be on atm
Steeveeo: Lua_run FindPlayerByName("Console"):ConCommand("reboot")
In$anity: Gg.
Console: thats not how that works :V
Steeveeo: It is now.
Steeveeo: Did you not see my Lua virus enter your PC?
Console: but voxels being built prevents windows from shutting my computer down :V
Steeveeo: Generate faser.
Steeveeo: Faster, even.
Steeveeo: Stupid T key on an old keyboard.
[..]
Steeveeo: Too bad the seek command stopped working on playx.
Steeveeo: This song is pretty bomb and I'm pretty sure half of us are behind.
Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ- disconnected
Steeveeo: Ltb died.
In$anity: Typing, no less.
Steeveeo: LtBrandon - Offline 1 minute.
Steeveeo: Super ded.
In$anity: And he said that's not how lua worked.
Steeveeo: :D.
Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
06:57 - Mouldy_Taco: You know when i talked to you about global agenda awhile ago
06:58 - Lλmbdλ: and then i forgot to play the shit out of it
06:58 - Mouldy_Taco: Well, a spiritual successor is in the works. Also I've been streaming sine pretty competitive matches recently
06:58 - Lλmbdλ: :O
06:58 - Mouldy_Taco: Some
06:58 - Lλmbdλ: what is name of succesor
06:59 - Mouldy_Taco: Sparkly goal assault
06:59 - Mouldy_Taco: Be back later
06:59 - Lλmbdλ: ...<_>
07:58 - Mouldy_Taco is now Online.
08:00 - Mouldy_Taco: I meant to type
08:00 - Mouldy_Taco: Supposedly global assault
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
Me and Lλmbdλ play a rousing game of not-fully-coded chess.
Chessboard: Lλmbdλ is playing as Black!
Lλmbdλ:
Chessboard: Kanzuke is playing as White!
Chessboard: Game Start!
Chessboard: White's Move
Lλmbdλ: Send out da pope.
Chessboard: White Pawn from E2 to E4
Lλmbdλ: NO I CAN'T PUT THE PAWN DOWN.
Kanzuke: Deselection coming soon(tm)
Lλmbdλ: GAME IS OVER.
Chessboard: Black Pawn from F7 to F5
Chessboard: White Pawn from E4 to F5, taking Black Pawn
Lλmbdλ: But now my pope is in play.
Chessboard: Black King from E8 to F7
Chessboard: White Queen from D1 to H5
Chessboard: Black King from F7 to E6
Chessboard: White Queen from H5 to G4
Lλmbdλ: Back it up pope.
Chessboard: Black King from E6 to D6
Chessboard: White Queen from G4 to F4
Lλmbdλ: Aha, evil fluttershy.
Chessboard: Black Knight from G8 to F6
Chessboard: White Queen from F4 to D6, taking Black King
Lλmbdλ: THE POPE TURNED WHITE.
Lλmbdλ: AND SPIKY.
Lλmbdλ: At least I have this tower.
Kanzuke: I guess I win.
Chessboard: Black Rook from H8 to G8
Kanzuke: *unidentified victory march starts playing*
Lλmbdλ: <_<;
Chessboard: White Queen from D6 to F6, taking Black Knight
Chessboard: Black Queen from D8 to E8
Chessboard: White Queen from F6 to C3
Lλmbdλ: SHIT THE QUEEN TELEPORTS.
Lλmbdλ: WHERE.
Lλmbdλ: HOW.
Lλmbdλ: How do I delete pawn.
Kanzuke: Seppuku.
Chessboard: Black Knight from B8 to C6
Lλmbdλ: Horse assault.
Chessboard: White Knight from B1 to A3
Chessboard: Black Rook from G8 to H8
Chessboard: White Knight from A3 to B5
Chessboard: Black Queen from E8 to H5
Chessboard: White Bishop from F1 to C4
Chessboard: Black Pawn from A7 to A5
Kanzuke: Fak.
Lλmbdλ: What? who's winning? when?
Chessboard: White Bishop from C4 to G8
Chessboard: Black Pawn from H7 to H6
Chessboard: White King from E1 to E2
Lλmbdλ: Ah, the squeeble defense.
Chessboard: Black Pawn from A5 to A4
Chessboard: White King from E2 to E3
Chessboard: Black Knight from C6 to B4
Chessboard: White King from E3 to E4
Chessboard: Black Rook from A8 to A5
Chessboard: White King from E4 to E5
Chessboard: Black Rook from H8 to G8, taking White Bishop
Chessboard: White King from E5 to E6
Lλmbdλ: Oh shit, rival pope.
Lλmbdλ: The caliphate.
Chessboard: Black Rook from G8 to H8
Chessboard: White King from E6 to E7, taking Black Pawn
Lλmbdλ: Gotta hide the left twin tower.
Chessboard: Black Knight from B4 to C2, taking White Pawn
Chessboard: White Queen from C3 to G7, taking Black Pawn
Lλmbdλ: KANZUKE IS EDITING.
Chessboard: Black Queen from H5 to H2, taking White Pawn
Chessboard: White King from E7 to F8, taking Black Bishop
Chessboard: Black Rook from A5 to B5, taking White Knight
Chessboard: White Queen from G7 to H8, taking Black Rook
Lλmbdλ: Gotta secure that thistle.
Chessboard: Black Queen from H2 to G2, taking White Pawn
Chessboard: White Pawn from F5 to F6
Chessboard: Black Queen from G2 to F2, taking White Pawn
Chessboard: White King from F8 to G8
Lλmbdλ: The pope and the buttplug, together.
Lλmbdλ: Illuminati confirmed?
Chessboard: Black Queen from F2 to F6, taking White Pawn
Kanzuke: Nooo.
Kanzuke: I was going to make it into a threesome.
Lλmbdλ: This is some game of thrones shit right here.
Chessboard: White Queen from H8 to F6, taking Black Queen
Lλmbdλ: No kidding, I have no idea what the fuck this piece is.
Kanzuke: Is the holy man.
Lλmbdλ: ...why doesn't he have the pope hat?
Kanzuke: Budget cuts.
Lλmbdλ: Shit.
Chessboard: Black Knight from C2 to A1, taking White Rook
Chessboard: White Pawn from D2 to D4
Lλmbdλ: Both these towers down and I get the September Defense.
Chessboard: Black Pawn from C7 to C5
Chessboard: White Pawn from D4 to C5, taking Black Pawn
Chessboard: Black Rook from B5 to C5, taking White Pawn
Chessboard: White Bishop from C1 to H6, taking Black Pawn
Chessboard: Black Pawn from D7 to D5
Chessboard: White Rook from H1 to H5
Chessboard: Black Bishop from C8 to H3
Chessboard: White Knight from G1 to H3, taking Black Bishop
Lλmbdλ: Wait.
Lλmbdλ: Where's my royalty.
Kanzuke: Uhh.
*Points to killed pieces*
Kanzuke: Over here.
Lλmbdλ: ...right.
Lλmbdλ: Give me a sec to fix the e2.
*Lλmbdλ gets in the Kraken and fires everything he has at the chessboard*
Kanzuke:
Kanzuke: Just a little bit overkill.
Lλmbdλ: Right, chess is for babies.
Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
8:57 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: not sure if that was what you wanted to send me
8:58 PM - Anubis: its not
8:58 PM - Anubis: http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/239 ... 4FC1B985B/
8:58 PM - Anubis: that is
8:58 PM - Anubis: so much fucking blood
8:59 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: that corpse must be on its period
8:58 PM - Anubis: LOL
9:10 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: your password is now periods
Every Human Being has some capacity for evil. It's just that some Humans have a greater capacity for evil than others.
<Nielk1> suddenly, just fucking ore EVERYWHERE
<Nielk1> i am ina very shallow mine
<Nielk1> every time I dug ore, I found more
<Steeveeo> sounds like a
<Steeveeo> MINER problem
<Steeveeo> YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
[WEB] web-002 (Clakattack): CAAAKKE CAKE CAKE
<Nielk1> I tried to YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA but i lagged
<Nielk1> lagging bad actually
<Nielk1> this si getting absurd
<Nielk1> not that I mind
Another day in the life on Clak's Minecraft server.
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I took it upon myself to do the research, and what I have found is astonishing:
:V
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
diaspora
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
all new test firing of United Federation Strike Corvette Kraken's missile silos (stolen ADARI technology)
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
Fuck rimg, giant images all the way, because MISSILES AND EXPLOSIONS.
Lλmbdλ: donations for coding the space future of diaspora :>
Get your extra long EVE trial here!
(he did)
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
diaspora is a rich melting pot of worldly cultures
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
Lλmbdλ: donations for coding the space future of diaspora :>
Get your extra long EVE trial here!
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
Lλmbdλ: donations for coding the space future of diaspora :>
Get your extra long EVE trial here!
(garry broke everything so i'm unnamed and lambda is L)
Lλmbdλ: donations for coding the space future of diaspora :>
Get your extra long EVE trial here!
Lλmbdλ: donations for coding the space future of diaspora :>
Get your extra long EVE trial here!
Steeveeo: Ltb, 40 minutes until Omen if you wanna give that map a try. Console: if i felt like restarting my computer i would be on atm Steeveeo: Lua_run FindPlayerByName("Console"):ConCommand("reboot") In$anity: Gg. Console: thats not how that works :V Steeveeo: It is now. Steeveeo: Did you not see my Lua virus enter your PC? Console: but voxels being built prevents windows from shutting my computer down :V Steeveeo: Generate faser. Steeveeo: Faster, even. Steeveeo: Stupid T key on an old keyboard. [..] Steeveeo: Too bad the seek command stopped working on playx. Steeveeo: This song is pretty bomb and I'm pretty sure half of us are behind. Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ- disconnected Steeveeo: Ltb died. In$anity: Typing, no less. Steeveeo: LtBrandon - Offline 1 minute. Steeveeo: Super ded. In$anity: And he said that's not how lua worked. Steeveeo: :D.Gfy
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
Also forums wouldn't accept .wav so have a .zip with a .wav in it. Puff and nielk went to war.
Lλmbdλ: donations for coding the space future of diaspora :>
Get your extra long EVE trial here!
Another day in the life on Clak's Minecraft server.