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  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    --- STILL ALIVE ---
    This was a potato.
    I'm making a note here: Huge minge.
    It's hard to overstate my funny.
    aroused
    We do what we must because we can.
    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are green.
    But there's no sense fucking over every dead people.
    You just keep on exploding till you run out of potatoes.
    And the alien gets done.
    ZivoTnoE_091 disconnected
    And you make a purple you.
    For the people who are still magical.
    I'm not even rapistlike.
    I'm being so sleepy right now.
    Even though you killing my spaaaaaaave.
    And spaced me.
    And exploded me to pieces.
    And discombubulated every piece into a explosion.
    As they narwhaled it hurt because I was so gloomy for you!
    Now these minges of data make a awesome line.
    And we're out of beta, we're no on time.
    So I'm GLaD. I got narwhaled.
    Think of all the things we fucked
    for the spaceships who are still alive.
    Go ahead and turtle me.
    I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else to like you.
    Maybe kanzuke
    That was a kanzuke.
    Haha, fat chance.
    Anyway, this potatoes is kanzukelike.
    It's so stupid and asdf.
    Look at me still no when there's alien to do.
    When I asdf out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
    I've asdf to run.
    There is asdf to be done.
    On the people who are still asdf.
    And asdf me I am still asdf.
    I'm doing alien and I'm still asdf.
    I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still asdf.
    While you're asdf I'll be still asdf.
    And when you're asdf I will be still asdf.
    STILL asdf
    Still asdf!

    someone please take this horrible madlibs e2 from steeveeo and destroy it before this happens ag- oh fuck its already happening run away
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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Got a bit carried away in testing my Octree E2, whoops.

    Game Chat:
    Steeveeo: Entire map go.
    [OCTREE] - Finished Building.	
    [OCTREE TEST] - Octree Build Finished in 1.05029296875 seconds.	
    Steeveeo: Dafuq?
    Steeveeo: Did it really just build the entire map in 1.05 seconds or did it just flip out?
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: ..
    [OCTREE] - Finished Building.	
    [OCTREE TEST] - Octree Build Finished in 1.15478515625 seconds.	
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: Debug mode that shit and lits find out.
    Steeveeo: PREPARE FOR EYEBLEED.
    rellik522: WAIT.
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: Leeeeeeeerooooooooooooy.
    rellik522: LET US COPY OUR SHIT.
    Steeveeo: Yes yes dupe first.
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: Steeveeo is going to pull a steeveeo on the server soon&trademark.
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: Derp.
    Steeveeo: Failure.
    Steeveeo: &trade.;
    Steeveeo: ™
    Steeveeo: Ready?
    rellik522: Sure.
    [OCTREE] - Finished Building.	
    [OCTREE TEST] - Octree Build Finished in 1.36474609375 seconds.	
    Redoctober21 suicided!
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: ...dat speed.
    Steeveeo: Only a depth of 5.
    Steeveeo: 4*
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: Still.
    Steeveeo: INCREASE EYEBLEED.
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: Thats enough for space ship navigation.
    [OCTREE] - Finished Building.	
    [OCTREE TEST] - Octree Build Finished in 4.3046875 seconds.	
    |) | ( |{ Soupified banana was killed by worldspawn
    Steeveeo: Drop Down.
    Steeveeo: Reverse Direction.
    Steeveeo: And INCREASE SPEED.
    Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: Fire laser.
    
    Server connection timed out.
    

    Steam Chat:
    11:54 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: pffahaha
    11:54 PM - Steeveeo: holyshittoomuch
    11:54 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: i tab back to the game and just shit everywhere
    11:55 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: all the boxes
    11:55 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: ALL OF THE BOXES
    11:55 PM - Steeveeo: should've guessed something was up by the null ent errors
    11:55 PM - Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: pfft
    

    Screenshots:
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  • KanzukeKanzuke Posts: 181Registered, Moderator
    PLYSHKA connected
    PLYSHKA: Wtf.
    Kanzuke: WELCOME
    Steeveeo: :D
    Mouldy_Taco: TO.
    Bran: Mingebags.
    Ama: DIASPORA.
    Breen: Welcome, welcome to Server 1.
    Breen: You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining spacebuild servers.
    Breen: I thought so much of Server 1 that I elected to establish my Administration here,
    Breen: in the Admin Base so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors.
    Breen: I have been proud to call Server 1 my home.
    Breen: And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, Welcome to Server 1.
    Breen: It's safer here.
    PLYSHKA disconnected
    

    4A9055AE11D48A14EC54C1C26FE9108F456C35A3

    Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
  • woothiewoothie Posts: 44Registered
    Err: Woots whats with the being away all the time?
    Woothie: Upredictable schedeule today.
    Woothie: Lots of shit happening, ye.
    ㊙Raccoon㊙ connected
    Woothie: Just a series of unexpected events.
    Err: Og kor jobba du då?
    Woothie: Jobber ikke I dag :P.
    Kanzuke: Aieee.
    Err: Men ka som skjer :V.
    Kanzuke: Languages that aren't english.
    Kanzuke: My weakness.
    

  • woothiewoothie Posts: 44Registered
    Captain Spooktacular: ARM THE SOLAR LASER.
    Captain Spooktacular: 50 LASERS.
    Captain Spooktacular: DIIIEEEEE.
    Captain Spooktacular: SUNLIGHT GO.
    Woothie: Sunlight dead.
    Kanzuke disabled god mode for "Kanzuke" (STEAM_0:1:32345716 | Admin)
    Captain Spooktacular: FUCK MY SOLAR PANELS.
    Woothie: You literally shot the sunlight dead.
    |Captain Spooktacular killed Woothie using sc_weapon_base|
    Captain Spooktacular: I'LL MELT YOU TO BONES.
    |Captain Spooktacular killed Kanzuke using sc_weapon_base|
    Captain Spooktacular: YEA.
    

  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    17:21:50 L 03/04/2015 - 01:20:38: Lua Error: WART DE LE FOOK Entity [453][ship_core] Entity [339][infinity_storage_cache]
    17:21:50 L 03/04/2015 - 01:20:38: Lua Error: penis -6635.377930 6524.265625 -7600.132324 -6986.792480 6899.925781 -7647.718750
    17:21:50 L 03/04/2015 - 01:20:38: Lua Error: DAFUG 512 516.60159447411
    17:21:50 L 03/04/2015 - 01:20:38: Lua Error: WAT true
    17:21:50 L 03/04/2015 - 01:20:38: Lua Error: WART DE LE FOOK Entity [453][ship_core] Entity [341][infinity_solar_panel]
    17:21:50 L 03/04/2015 - 01:20:38: Lua Error: penis -6635.377930 6524.265625 -7600.132324 -7082.036133 6915.336914 -7647.714355
    17:21:50 L 03/04/2015 - 01:20:38: Lua Error: DAFUG 512 595.57061146915
    17:21:50 L 03/04/2015 - 01:20:38: Lua Error: WAT true
    
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    3:39 AM - Kanzuke: Steeve, your lua run on sc_weapon_base
    3:39 AM - Kanzuke: It's still applying to new ents
    3:40 AM - Kanzuke: Every weapon people spawn is spinning
    

    Whoops
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Breaking things in new and exciting ways...again.
    21:28:09 L 03/11/2015 - 04:25:03: rcon from "[Steeveeo]:58922": command "sv_noclipspeed 1e30"
    21:28:09 L 03/11/2015 - 04:25:03: server_cvar: "sv_noclipspeed" "1e30"
    
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    EDIT NOTE: 1e30 is a 1 followed by 30 zeros, or 1 Nonillion. For reference, 1000 (1e3) is enough to send you flying out of the map with a single tap of W.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    12:25:16: Kanzuke: All the things are now fix™
    12:25:20: STEAMAUTH: Client Kanzuke received failure code 6
    12:25:20: "Kanzuke<9><STEAM_0:1:32345716><>" disconnected (reason "Client left game (Steam auth ticket has been canceled)
    
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    After about 20 minutes of spawning, undoing, and respawning SB4 entities, this cadet just walks up to me and stares:
    Steeveeo: Troubles with SB4?
    
    nourex *Starts typing for a good 5 minutes, stops, and types for a bit longer*
    
    nourex: Sorry, I have the game crashes.
    
  • hobnob11hobnob11 Posts: 6Registered
    Xanuch 角状のキツネ: I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT.
    Xanuch 角状のキツネ: STEVE, NOTE THIS DOWN.
    Steeveeo: Oh?
    Xanuch 角状のキツネ: To resolve the tool swapping bug.
    Xanuch 角状のキツネ: You must ASSERT YOUR CHOICE.
    Steeveeo: God damnit.
    Steeveeo: XD.
    Xanuch 角状のキツネ: YOU MUST CONTINUALLY CLICK IT UNTIL IT ACCEPTS YOUR DECISION TO PICK THAT TOOL.
    Xanuch 角状のキツネ: ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE TO THE BUG.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Hobnob: As part of my space program, I've gone and picked some flowers...
    Hobnob: WHAT IS THIS GAME
    
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
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    LΛmbdΛ: teal'k pronounces "horus guard" like "horse guard"
    Mouldy_Taco is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
    Mouldy_Taco: what do brits call them? biggity boppity eagle on toppity?
    


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    So GTA V just released on the PC, Divran disapproves:
    Divran: grand theft fucko
    Divran: grand shit auto
    Steeveeo: fuck you I'm doing yoga
    Steeveeo: aaaand now I've been abducted by aliens
    Steeveeo: what is this game
    
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    NinjrKillr: Its not so much that I want you to hit him with a hammer, but.. I want you to hit him with a hammer.

    Forums too quiet, have ninjr's closing line from teamspeak today.
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  • Mouldy_TacoMouldy_Taco Posts: 133Registered, Moderator
    Lambda finally getting around to watching Stargate SG-1
    11:04 PM - LΛmbdλ: ...why did the engineers in charge of reverse engineering the death glider leave in the tape recording of apophis and the device that makes people fly into space

    [...]

    11:09 PM - LΛmbdλ: is the entire enemy in this episode going to be o'neill's shitty ping
    11:09 PM - LΛmbdλ: if i wanted to see people yelling at dipshits in out of control spaceships with three minute latency i'd play diaspora
    "If this works, it'll keep us from getting' caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from gettin' old," -- MacGyver
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    18:23 - Mouldy_Taco: teal'c needs to clean the pom poms after every mission because his pouch juice gets on them


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    2:12 AM - Steeveeo: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=454890144 Oh god, what did I just do
    2:13 AM - Steeveeo: I've literally brought traffic to a standstill with garbage trucks
    2:13 AM - Kanzuke: ...is that a solid line of garbage tr-
    2:13 AM - Kanzuke: Wow
    2:13 AM - Kanzuke: GG
    2:13 AM - Steeveeo: THEY'RE STILL SPAWNING WAT DA FOOQ
    2:14 AM - Kanzuke: THERE'S STILL GARBAGE STEVE
    2:14 AM - Kanzuke: IF THE 40 AHEAD OF THAT GARBAGE TRUCK IN THE QUEUE DON'T GET IT
    2:14 AM - Kanzuke: THIS ONE WILL
    2:14 AM - Steeveeo: each one of these spawns 27 garbage trucks, I've made a terrible mistake
    
    [..]
    
    2:20 AM - Steeveeo: damnit people, they want workers in a ton of these industrial buildings, but nobody wants residential
    2:21 AM - Kanzuke: Sounds about as dump as actual people  :D
    2:21 AM - Kanzuke: dumb*
    2:21 AM - Kanzuke: Your garbage trucks broke me
    
    

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  • Mouldy_TacoMouldy_Taco Posts: 133Registered, Moderator
    11:41 - LΛmbdλ: I AM THE MINOTAUR
    11:41 - LΛmbdλ: ALL DOLLS ARE THE MINOTAUR
    11:41 - LΛmbdλ: IT WILL NEVER BE YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN
    11:42 - LΛmbdλ: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    "If this works, it'll keep us from getting' caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from gettin' old," -- MacGyver
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Posts: 534Registered, Moderator
    11:41 - LΛmbdλ: I AM THE MINOTAUR
    11:41 - LΛmbdλ: ALL DOLLS ARE THE MINOTAUR
    11:41 - LΛmbdλ: IT WILL NEVER BE YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN
    11:42 - LΛmbdλ: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    gd 2 c my totally not stolen quote on here


    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • hobnob11hobnob11 Posts: 6Registered
    Ninjr: Man fuck time zones, we should just have a single universal time
    me: oh cool so like everyone is on gmt +0
    Ninjr: no like new Zealand time, because I will be creating it.
    me: shouldn't it be on the date line which is 0 longitude...
    Ninjr: don't be so self centred hob.
    me: Actually I think that's how that term was invented.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    The things I see in RCON...
    Razor9511: Yay I finally get to use THAT button.
    Agvv20: XD.
    "Agvv20<162><STEAM_0:1:35425818><>" disconnected (reason "Agvv20 timed out")
    
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    7:08 PM - Blood Altar: don't do school, eat your drugs and stay in vegetables.

    Thousand years of silence broken, now resuming.
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  • KanzukeKanzuke Posts: 181Registered, Moderator
    Does it still count as a quote if no one said anything?
    <02:35:02> "Lt.Brandon" was moved from channel "Mod Chat" to "Mute Land" by "NinjrKillr"
    <02:35:03> "Lt.Brandon" was moved from channel "Mute Land" to "Room 1" by "NinjrKillr"
    <02:35:05> "Lt.Brandon" was moved from channel "Room 1" to "Room 2" by "NinjrKillr"
    <02:35:06> "Lt.Brandon" was moved from channel "Room 2" to "Garry's Mod" by "NinjrKillr"
    <02:35:08> "Lt.Brandon" was moved from channel "Garry's Mod" to "Mute Land" by "NinjrKillr"
    <02:35:40> Channel "Noobs" created by "NinjrKillr"
    <02:35:40> "NinjrKillr" left, was moved to channel "Noobs" by "Diaspora | TS Serv"
    <02:36:03> Channel "Noobs" was edited by "NinjrKillr"
    <02:36:06> "Lt.Brandon" was moved from channel "Mute Land" to "Noobs" by "NinjrKillr"
    <02:36:07> "NinjrKillr" switched from channel "Noobs" to "Mod Chat"

    Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    Just when they thought that nobody was watching...
    14:32:25 "Mich&lt;7&gt;&lt;STEAM_0:0:14029128&gt;&lt;&gt;" disconnected (reason "" "Idle for 1200 seconds."")
    14:32:44 Err: Everyone has left.
    14:32:54 Puff Machine (TY02) (LGND): Nice n empty.
    14:33:04 Err: We can walk around naked now.
    
  • hobnob11hobnob11 Posts: 6Registered
    *brandon afk getting more potatos*
    Alchemist: "So hows development going"
    hobnob: "Well he was going to start streaming development, but he went to get more potato"
    Alchemist: "so thats why nothing gets done on diaspora, brandon too busy potato'ing
  • LtBrandonLtBrandon Posts: 506Registered, Administrator
    Anubis was drunk, and kept drinking.
    <04:17:31> "Anubis": no fucking mic
    <04:17:44> "Anubis": unfortunately
    <04:18:09> "Anubis": my headset is currently sitting outside, probably still drenched in water
    <04:18:22> "Anubis": i spilled milk on it yesterday
    <04:18:27> "Anubis": or rather my brother did
    <04:18:42> "Anubis": so i rinsed it off lightly at first, not giving a shit because i was drunj
    <04:18:48> "Anubis": then i kept using it
    <04:18:56> "Anubis": then i fell asleep with it on my fucking head
    <04:19:03> "Anubis": well i rinsed it off first
    <04:19:19> "Anubis": it didnt seem to have any milk on it at the time
    <04:19:47> "Anubis": but earlier today i put it on and could smell something terrible
    <04:20:16> "Anubis": so i rinsed it off thoroughly and dipped all of it in very hot isopropyl water
    <04:20:48> "Anubis": the little foam thing is what smells the most, as it is currently still soaking in said isopropyl water
    <04:21:19> "Anubis": i would probably be using it right now if i had distilled water and rice
    <04:22:00> "Anubis": time to play gta 5
    <04:22:12> "Anubis": holy shit 1024 character limit\
    <04:22:18> "Anubis": thats very nice
    <05:09:57> "Anubis": who wants to watch me play gta 5
    <05:10:11> "Anubis": fuck asxc
    <05:10:12> "Anubis": asc*
    <05:10:16> "Anubis": gta 5 better
    <05:10:20> "Anubis": it looks amazing
    <05:10:32> "Anubis": fack you brandon
    <05:11:01> "Anubis": i cant believe how much better gta 5 runas with the nvidia thing on
    <05:11:17> "Anubis": also kanz and rose, i am extremely drunk right now
    <05:12:05> "Anubis": and none of you give me shit because the 22nd of this month was the 4th anniversary of my mother's completely undserved death
    <05:12:36> "Anubis": now brb cause i gotta piss something fierce
    <05:31:54> "Anubis": hey rose im sorry aboyut what ui said to yoiu
    <05:32:08> "Anubis": im so drunk i dont rememver wgat ut was byt ut was fucked
    <05:32:17> "Anubis": and im sorry
    <05:32:45> "Anubis": some fucked up shit
    <05:32:56> "Anubis": i said something stupid
    <05:33:10> "Anubis": oh my god what is going on
    <05:33:16> "Anubis": i am so drunk
    <05:33:33> "Anubis": fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    <05:33:49> "Anubis": im literally about to piss in a bottle\
    <05:33:58> "Anubis": something ive only done like once, ever
    <05:34:16> "Anubis": it makes a lot of noise and my dad's tv is of
    <05:34:17> "Anubis": off
    <05:34:44> "Anubis": my dads room is like 5-10 meters down the hall
    <05:34:50> "Anubis": and his tv is off
    <05:35:04> "Anubis": so the slightest noise would wake him up
    <05:35:22> "Anubis": and also brandon fuck off i could drive right now f i wanted
    <05:35:35> "Anubis": i hae done it becfore
    <05:35:48> "Anubis": its like i Zone ut andf entewr druiving mode when im ,drunk
    <05:36:04> "Anubis": which is genetic
    <05:36:07> "Anubis": ryns in the famioly
    <05:36:11> "Anubis": rofl
    <05:36:26> "Anubis": i cna still compreghebd how stupid i sound
    <05:36:34> "Anubis": which is enouhg
    <05:36:42> "Anubis": brb piss break
    <05:40:00> "Anubis": omg its almost 6am
    <05:40:04> "Anubis": shit
    <05:40:12> "Anubis": fuck sleep thoight
    <05:40:19> "Anubis": ill stay up as long as i want
    <05:40:38> "Anubis": more like 2pm
    <05:40:42> "Anubis": not morning
    <05:40:46> "Anubis": rofkl
    <05:40:48> "Anubis": rofkl\
    <05:40:48> "Anubis": rofk
    <05:40:51> "Anubis": fyc it
    <05:41:03> "Anubis": lol
    <05:41:31> "Anubis": god damn i know what tghety mean when thyey say alcohol is a disociative
    <05:41:40> "Anubis": everything is here yet not here all at once
    <05:41:52> "Anubis": because ubisoft
    <05:42:22> "Anubis": am seriously considering hoinh outside to get headset
    <05:42:35> "Anubis": even though that woukd pribably wake up everyone
    <05:42:40> "Anubis": i can talk fine
    <05:42:49> "Anubis": the keyboard is different
    <05:43:08> "Anubis": if i had a fucking working mic i would be talking
    <05:43:53> "Anubis": as soon as you guys say something it basically disappears, yet is on thew eripherty of my senses
    <05:43:57> "Anubis": it's strainge\
    <05:44:08> "Anubis": periphery*
    <05:44:24> "Anubis": porbablyu 5 minutes
    <05:44:34> "Anubis": i know
    <05:44:40> "Anubis": but seriously
    <05:44:46> "Anubis": i can type fine i i want to
    <05:44:55> "Anubis": as demonstrated
    <05:44:58> "Anubis": right now
    <05:45:02> "Anubis": fuck off
    <05:45:14> "Anubis": i have now become ricky
    <05:45:25> "Anubis": all of you need to discover trailer park boys
    <05:45:32> "Anubis": its on netflix
    <05:45:37> "Anubis": watch tat shit
    <05:45:49> "Anubis": canadian trailer boys
    <05:45:57> "Anubis": how can i get any better
    <05:46:56> "Anubis": i havent smoked any weed in like 6 hours, if i were to be smoking right now i would be incomprehensible
    <05:47:26> "Anubis": i wish the ASC torrents were online atm
    <05:47:29> "Anubis": really want to play
    <05:47:48> "Anubis": they seem to go inactive/dpwn rather quickly
    <05:48:14> "Anubis": no people are ju8st bitches
    <05:48:27> "Anubis": and are afraid of being cauhht
    <05:48:30> "Anubis": fuck those niggas
    <05:48:56> "Anubis": its really quite challenging to access rational mind atm
    <05:49:14> "Anubis": but i CAN do it, and that's all that matters
    <05:49:28> "Anubis": for the cop, at least
    <05:49:41> "Anubis": i never used the stupid hand cannon in that game
    <05:49:54> "Anubis": never found it useful
    <05:50:14> "Anubis": super loud, expensive ammo, long align time, fuck that shuit
    <05:50:16> "Anubis": shit
    <05:50:44> "Anubis": cya laterz
    <05:50:46> "Anubis": o7
    <05:51:15> "Anubis": holy shit i hyst got EVEN MORE drunk
    <05:51:44> "Anubis": how the fuck can i even move my mouse anymire
    <05:51:44> "Anubis": /
    <05:52:01> "Anubis": i really dont know how i cna tyupe at akk ruggt biw
    <05:52:09> "Anubis": i gues i cant
    <05:52:10> "Anubis": rofl
    <05:52:23> "Anubis": rpf;
    <05:52:26> "Anubis": im drunkj
    <05:52:34> "Anubis": dont give me shit
    <05:52:57> "Anubis": shit shipment: denied
    <05:53:03> "Anubis": reason; fuck off
    <05:53:33> "Anubis": oh my god can i even play gta 5 anymore?
    <05:53:42> "Anubis": i honestly dont know
    <05:54:04> "Anubis": lets see if OBS wants to work
    <05:54:12> "Anubis": otherwise steam streaming shit
    <05:54:43> "Anubis": wot are you talking about
    <05:54:53> "Anubis": fuck i can barely move
    <05:56:14> "Anubis": i drank no joke like 200ml of 46% alcohol by volume rum
    <05:56:48> "Anubis": time to piss in a bottler
    <05:56:49> "Anubis": bottle
    <05:59:06> "Anubis": i just pissed in a fucking bottle, and it is completelt clear\
    <05:59:20> "Anubis": hope i dont accidentally drink it tomorrow
    <05:59:45> "Anubis": that would not be pleasant
    <06:01:08> "Anubis": omg this porche in gta 5 is like a spaceship
    <06:02:53> "Anubis": dude, where the fuck am i?>
    <06:03:14> "Anubis": shitfaced, is where i am
    <06:03:21> "Anubis": i need some food
    <06:05:23> "Anubis": the fucking drunk mode in gta 4 is dead on
    <06:05:37> "Anubis": everything is fucking swaYINGH andf sounnnng
    <06:05:48> "Anubis": shit;s crazy
    <06:05:58> "Anubis": [robably very siin brandoibn]
    <06:06:17> "Anubis": byut i shall hold out as long as us
    <06:06:23> "Anubis": possbile
    <06:06:29> "Anubis": what was ki saying
    <06:06:38> "Anubis": iseriosuly cant re member
    <06:06:43> "Anubis": a nd i cont cadre
    <06:07:08> "Anubis": im laughing so fucking hard
    <06:07:12> "Anubis": silently
    <06:07:17> "Anubis": its hilarious\\
    <06:07:23> "Anubis": i cant breathe
    <06:07:33> "Anubis": because im laughing so hard
    <06:07:45> "Anubis": wtf am i laughing about
    <06:08:00> "Anubis": indeed
    <06:08:06> "Anubis": i want a baked potato now
    <06:08:13> "Anubis": with cheese and sour cream
    <06:08:17> "Anubis": wel fuck you
    <06:08:26> "Anubis": MY POTATOES
    <06:08:53> "Anubis": oh fuck off teamspeak that wasnt a damn command
    <06:09:08> "Anubis": back to gta 5
    <06:10:39> "Anubis": are you fucking kidding me
    <06:10:50> "Anubis": these stupid ass beaner gangbangers just killed
    <06:10:51> "Anubis": me
    <06:11:06> "Anubis": fuck those jiggas
    <06:11:11> "Anubis": lol jiggas
    <06:11:41> "Anubis": holy shit i must be drunk, internet explorer is open
    <06:11:54> "Anubis": thats all the reason i need
    <06:12:10> "Anubis": fuck off msn
    <06:12:45> "Anubis": am seriously about ti just knock out on desk
    <06:13:14> "Anubis": wot
    <06:13:19> "Anubis": machine gun>'
    <06:13:21> "Anubis": ?
    <06:13:44> "Anubis": well i guess i never did funish brothergood
    <06:13:51> "Anubis": lol brothergood
    <06:14:03> "Anubis": brtoherhood*
    <06:14:10> "Anubis": fuck
    <06:14:43> "Anubis": i think ima about to sleep for like 5 years
    <06:15:29> "Anubis": oh my jesus youy have no FUCKIN IDEA
    <06:15:38> "Anubis": i once got an autosave
    <06:15:43> "Anubis": in halo 3
    <06:15:49> "Anubis": wheere i was in a ghost
    <06:15:59> "Anubis": literally about to fall off a cliff
    <06:16:18> "Anubis": so ever time i died i fell off the fucking cliff
    <06:16:22> "Anubis": oh JESUS
    <06:16:25> "Anubis": N
    <06:16:27> "Anubis": NO
    <06:16:31> "Anubis": PLEASE NO
    <06:16:35> "Anubis": FUCK THAT SHIT
    <06:16:39> "Anubis": I HATE THAT SHIT
    <06:17:01> "Anubis": DAYS UPON DAYS OF TIME WASTED
    <06:17:04> "Anubis": ON TAT SHIT
    <06:17:05> "Anubis": FUCK THAT
    <06:17:22> "Anubis": time to drink more alcohol
    <06:17:25> "Anubis": :d

    Slightly later after he stopped responding on teamspeak:
    6:20 AM - Anubis: Ong what is going on right now
    6:20 AM - Anubis: What
    6:20 AM - Anubis: Qhat
    6:20 AM - Anubis: Qat
    6:20 AM - Anubis: Qat
    6:20 AM - Anubis: Wat
    6:20 AM - Anubis: I can't feel anything
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  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Posts: 849Registered, Administrator
    3:17 PM - arcticfox978: Kate bewm
    3:17 PM - Steeveeo: wot
    3:18 PM - arcticfox978: ... rum hello...
    3:18 PM - Steeveeo: problems with autocorrect?
    3:19 PM - arcticfox978: Yea
    3:19 PM - arcticfox978: How are ya
    3:19 PM - Steeveeo: working on Sb4 a bit
    3:19 PM - arcticfox978: ķ I'll leave ya to it
    3:20 PM - Steeveeo: how did you even type that K by accident?
    3:20 PM - arcticfox978: ?
    3:20 PM - Steeveeo: it's got a tail!
    3:21 PM - arcticfox978: ... I-I don't know oh god what have I done!
    

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  • woothiewoothie Posts: 44Registered
    Woothie - PLZFIX: Kanzuke, help me out man
    Woothie - PLZFIX: I am actually, legitimately considering buying an internet spaceship for 200 dollars
    Woothie - PLZFIX: I'm not sure this is a good thing
    Woothie - PLZFIX: Er, 275
    Woothie - PLZFIX: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ships/rsi-constellation/Constellation-Aquila
    Woothie - PLZFIX: Or maybe this if it's below 300
    Woothie - PLZFIX: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ships/orion/Orion
    Woothie - PLZFIX: My impatience will be the end of me, Kanz
    Woothie - PLZFIX: Help
    Woothie - PLZFIX: And now I'm looking at a research ship at 200 meters, said to maybe be priced at 350. It can hold 16 friendos, Kanz. 16 Diasporians.
    Woothie - PLZFIX: Also hi
    

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