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al07: brb i guess hold on i might be disconnected
CmdrMatthew: ahh my head is red
MrStump: i figured not since ud have to test
MrStump: and yes it is
CmdrMatthew: YOU FREAKING FAILED FUHR
viperfan7: gah, sometimes depending on where I look the hud changes colours..
Łτ•βЃĄЙĐΘИ-: lololoololol
NCSwitch: math, here's why Im saying that
MrStump: lol
NCSwitch: matt
MrStump: not only is your head red
viperfan7: although I think its the solar system generators fault
CmdrMatthew: im black
MrStump: your PUPILS ARE GONE BUT YOUR EYES ARE WHITE
MrStump: so u looked like satan
MrStump: now you look like you're in ultra-blackface
MrStump: and satan
MrStump: the beard helps
Oh my it seems Matt turned into satan?
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Remascardo: You're a doctor right?
Katelyn: a doctor?
Remascardo: Docter?
Remascardo: :D
Katelyn: it's spelled doctor, why do you think i am a doctor
Remascardo: i think you told me you were once
Remascardo: was that you?
Katelyn: it depends on how much money you pay me
Remascardo: Oh ok
Remascardo: but um
Remascardo: are you certified?
Katelyn: how much money are we talking again?
Remascardo: 5 grand
Katelyn: sure
Katelyn: fuhr i have an idea
Katelyn: it might make the server run smoother
Führball: Eh?
Katelyn: ok so we take out gyros, and e2s, they seem to be causing the most lag
Katelyn: then we can have more weapons
Katelyn: also, the parenting tools have to go
Katelyn: they crash people that don't know how to use them
Katelyn: encourage hoverballs
Katelyn: and then you can set the prop limit back
Führball: ....Please don't troll me like that.
Katelyn: here is a good example of the outcome
Katelyn: ok
Katelyn: hoverball unparented odyssey
Katelyn: two of them
Katelyn: fighting to the death
Katelyn: eh?
Katelyn: you know you want to see this
Führball: ....
Katelyn: make it happen, you know you want to
Katelyn: i have one thing to say to you
Steeveeo: unparented hoverball abomination battle, of course
Katelyn: no, i just said what i was going to say
Katelyn: that was literally what i had to say
Katelyn: that i have one thing to say to you
Steeveeo: oh, ok then
Katelyn: also unparented hoverball abomination battle
Katelyn: i'm not going to be frank with you, because that's not my name; however, diaspora has become a shitty maelstrom of.. poo.
Katelyn: i have one thing to say to you
Steeveeo: unparented hoverball abomination battle, of course
Katelyn: no, i just said what i was going to say
Katelyn: that was literally what i had to say
Katelyn: that i have one thing to say to you
Steeveeo: oh, ok then
Katelyn: also unparented hoverball abomination battle
After getting home from working all night and feeling tired, this made my entire day so much better, might have laughed alittle too loud though =3
sharf22492: I do remember that
sharf22492: but it didn't click
consta135: the hamster running your brain was taking a break
sharf22492: Lol...
sharf22492: Don't talk about hamsters please
sharf22492: I've been making too many gerbiling jokes lately
consta135: ok then
consta135: the potato battery wasn't connected
sharf22492: Lol
sharf22492: The hamster unplugged it
consta135: then ate half of it
sharf22492: That's probably why im depressed
sharf22492: I have a hamster and half a potatoe in my head
consta135: i would be depressed too
19:59:18 (Team) NightHawk: i could blow your ship up with a snap of my fingers
20:01:52 Lt.Brandon (RCON): I could blow everything up without even moving.
20:02:01 (Team) NightHawk: duh....
20:02:18 (Team) NightHawk: all you got to do is take a piss on the server box
I lol'd
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19:34:24 Lt.Brandon(RCON) : I R GO JOIN CAUSE MEH IS BORED
19:34:34 ( Team) asdx : YEEEEEEEY
19:34:38 ( Team) asdx : is it brandon
19:34:47 ( Team) asdx : i want to get a erocktion from his little girl
19:36:44 Lt.Brandon(RCON) : Btw asdx that just went to the forums
19:36:53 ( Team) asdx :
19:36:54 Lt.Brandon(RCON) : Lets see how many times your called a pedo
19:37:02 ( Team) asdx : i am so gonna be visited by the police
19:37:12 ( Team) asdx : tiem to move
I gotta laugh at asdx.
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This came up when Steeveeo asked me to help him turn on his nuclear reactor in Minecraft... Although we didn't know it at the time, it sorta worked out more like Gordan Freeman and hapless dying scientist #4 than Steeveeo and Rettro.
Steeveeo: Oh...Shite
Rettro: ?
Steeveeo: I think I just put power on the wrong rail
Steeveeo: Shut it down!
Rettro: Urm...
Steeveeo: Red one!
Rettro: Switch flipped, red lights still on.
Steeveeo: Oh fuck
Rettro: We're gonna die aren't we?
Steeveeo: Maybe!
Rettro: This is fun.
Hadleyr: You smashing up your old home?
AHadley: Yes, I'm breaking it apart from the incide
AHadley: *inside
AHadley: Does incide mean murdering your own family, I wonder?
Facecardz: No, that's incest
Facecardz: =P Facecardz blew up
AHadley: No, *that's* incest
a few minutes later...
Facecardz: 99 problems and a bitch is 2 of them.
Hadleyr: Let me count them on my hand... yup, 99.
Facecardz: The sister; and the wife!
AHadley: Both at the same time
Hadleyr: We get it from our father... and sister Facecardz blew up Facecardz left the game
AHadley: I think you went a little too far there
Steeveeo: Seriously, how did SQUIDWARD win out in the villager design process?
Neilk1: He must have been the judge.
Facecardz: This was when notch was in charge.
Steeveeo: I feel like murdering all the testificates, just for the laughs
Facecardz: That's racist!
Neilk1: DONT
Neilk1: We could use them
Neilk1: for... evil
Steeveeo: ...pervert
This is what happens when we start role playing as if we just came out of a Modern Warfare Campaign:
Lλmbdλ: Gun hardpoints off, roger Kanzuke-Actual, over.
Lλmbdλ: Request Joowii-Actual go Foxtrot himself, over
Joowii: You can't withstand my under powered fighters!
rcman914: !parent
Joowii: I like foxxies
Joowii: yiff yiff
Lλmbdλ: Break-Break Joowii-Actual, fuckmongle self, over
Kanzuke: That should do it
Lλmbdλ: Pop the lid!
Lλmbdλ: Gunning. Yes. Yes please.
Joowii: I REPEAT DO NOT ENGAGE ROMEO CHARLIE DELTA ON YOUR TANGO
Lλmbdλ: WE DO NOT COPY, JOOWII-ACTUAL, OVER
Lλmbdλ: SAY AGAIN UNTIL FIVE BY FIVE
Joowii: ROGER THAT NOT, OVER
Lλmbdλ: SAY AGAIN
Kanzuke: Calibrate Gunning Lambda-Actual Over
Joowii: ROGER NOT THAT, OVER I REPEAT
Lλmbdλ: Oscar-Mike, Kanzuke-Actual, over
Kanzuke: Gunning is online, can you confirm?
Joowii: CHARLIE DELTA
Lλmbdλ: Systems Mike Foxtrot, over
Joowii: WE CONFIRM, OVER
Lλmbdλ: wait, getting slight right bias, nothing drastic
Joowii: CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE, WERE OSCAR MIKE
Joowii: Lλmbdλ DO YOU READ
Lλmbdλ: PENIS, OVER
Joowii: WERE GOING DOWN SYNDROME
Lλmbdλ: THE BLOODY THING'S STUCK IN THE THING
Lλmbdλ: wait, clear
Joowii: OVER
Joowii: LOUD AND CLEAR
Lλmbdλ: Getting four by five server load in your killbox, confirm, over
Lλmbdλ: TANGOS
Lλmbdλ: TANGOS
Joowii: INCOMING HOSTILE ON YOUR SIX
Kanzuke: Tangos and four.. by five.. thing. Confirmed. Over
Joowii: I RAPE EAT
Joowii: INCOMING HOSTILE ON YOUR SIX
Lλmbdλ: Well
Joowii: WE UH CONFIRMED AND UH
Kanzuke: NOT OSCAR MIKE
Lλmbdλ: That, was
Lλmbdλ: uh
Joowii: YES THAT IS AN ENEMY SHIP OVER
Lλmbdλ: We're in space.
Joowii: UH
Kanzuke: Yes. Space confimed.
Joowii: NO, WAIT YES NO UHHHH
Lλmbdλ: Mission, is, uh
Kanzuke: Along with burning moonrock
Lλmbdλ: rogered, over
Joowii: CONFIRMING HOSTILES
Lλmbdλ: Incoming flak, over.
Joowii: WE UHH
Joowii: YES THAT IS AN ENEMY FLAKK UH, OVER
Kanzuke: We are being shot at, can you confirm?
Lλmbdλ: Flak is terrible aim, confirm
Puff Machine: flak is now on fire
Lλmbdλ: Noting drone tango is literally the worst at aiming, over
Joowii: SPACE WALLS ARE TAKING HEAVY DAMAGE
Kanzuke: I do not belive tango undertsands the delta charlie that is god mode. Over
Joowii: I REPEAT SPACE WALLS ARE TAKING HEAVY DAMAGE
Lλmbdλ: Recommend we get jiggy with it at once.
Lλmbdλ: Over.
Player nikolas.kovack has joined the game
Kanzuke: I am drawaing fire. Over
Joowii: CHARLIE -DELTA-LAMBDA HES ON YOUR SIX
Kanzuke: Flaks still inaccurate as foxtrot, over
Lλmbdλ: Joowii-Actual, unable to give a fuck at this time, over
Joowii: EVASIVE MANOUVERS ARE RECOMMENDED
Joowii: ROGER THAT
Joowii: JOOWII-ACTUAL OUT
Lλmbdλ: Requesting immediete evac, over
Joowii: WE CANNOT COMPLY AT THE MOMENT, OVER
Joowii: INCOMINGGGG
JOHNNYD: hey stop
Lλmbdλ: Request HQ go fuck itself, over
Puff Machine: rcman914 do i see fans
Kanzuke: Evac inbound, 1 minute until dropdown. over
Joowii: TAKING HEAVY FI
Lλmbdλ: Withdrawing request, over
Joowii: HQ IS DOWN, I REPEAT HQ IS DOWN, OVER SYNDROME
JOHNNYD: just because i test fire my guns into space doesnt mean i wanna get shot at
Lλmbdλ: Observation: Joowii-Actual has sweaty balls, over
Joowii: HQ IS ESTABLISHED AGAIN, WE CAN NOW HAVE RADIO CONTACT AGAIN, OVER.
Kanzuke: Evac Shuttle is Oscarmike
Lλmbdλ: Be advised: balls are freezing in space, over
Joowii: ROGER THAT.
rcman914: space is on fire
Kanzuke: Evac en-route
Lλmbdλ: Roger, confirm, Kanzuke-Actual-Actual niner
Joowii: TANGO IS NOW WHERE TO BE SEEN, YOU ARE CLEARED TO LAND
Lλmbdλ: Be advised: The space ice is on fire, over
Joowii: INCOMING HOSTILE ON YOUR SIX
Lλmbdλ: Be advised: FML, over
Joowii: MILF, DO YOU COPY?!
Kanzuke: Crap. Over
Lλmbdλ: Be advised: evac is the worst evac, over
Joowii: DETECTING LOSS OF FRIENDLY PERSONEL, OVER
Lλmbdλ: Be advised: adjusting altitude
Kanzuke: HQ Target may have been lost, over.
Joowii: UNNECESARY LOSS OF PERSONAL HAS BEEN CONFIRMED
Lλmbdλ: All those years of deathrun did not go to waste, over! I am earthbound
Joowii: IM DRAGONBORN, OVER
Lλmbdλ: And then construction of my ULTIMATE GUNSHIP CAN BEGIN
Joowii: ILL FUSRODAH YOU OUT OF SPACE.
Kanzuke: Friendly tango spotted
Player Sweet Jesus has joined the game
Lλmbdλ: not if I say
Lλmbdλ: DUN SHOOT ME
Kanzuke: Hang on, missreading, that was a star
Kanzuke: over.
Lλmbdλ: ey ey ey ey ya can't say friendly tango, over
Lλmbdλ: that's a tautlogy, over
Joowii: INCOMING TARGET
Kanzuke: Friendly... Oscar Foxtrot? Over?
Joowii: WERE DETECTING AN ENERMOUS TARGET
Lλmbdλ: Over and over, roger.
You granted god mode upon Yourself
Joowii: RETREAAAAT
Kanzuke: T OVER
Kanzuke: SHIT OVER
Lλmbdλ: PROVIDING COVERING FIRE WITH SHOTGUN, OVER
Joowii: SPACE DOORS ARE OPEN WE RECOMMEND YOU GET IN AND FAST!
Puff Machine: WARNING
Joowii: CLOSING DOORS OVER
Kanzuke: Landing succesful, over
Lλmbdλ: Be advised: it looks like a bloody rave party out there, over
Joowii: YOUR CLEARED TO LAND
Lλmbdλ: Be advised; engaging espionage
Joowii: WELCOME BACK OSCAR CHARLIE MIKE
*DEAD* JOHNNYD: stop shooting my shit wtf
Joowii: ITS GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK
Lλmbdλ: OH SHIT
Kanzuke: It's good to be back HQ
Puff Machine: HEAVY FIRE ON STATION
Lλmbdλ: EVACUATTTEEEEE
Kanzuke: STATION IS ON FIRE, OVER
Joowii: WE MUST HOLD OUR POSITION
Lλmbdλ: BE ADVISED THIS IS A CLUSTERFUCK, OVER
JOHNNYD: thanks you destroyed what i was working on for the past hour
Puff Machine: ELEVATOR 1 DOWN
Kanzuke: ELEVATOR OUT OF COMMISION OVER
*DEAD* Joowii: NOOOO
Kanzuke: OVERLORD KILLED, IT'S ALL OVER OVER
Joowii: NEED A TELEPORT
Lλmbdλ: BE ADVISED: NETGRAPH IS DED, OVER
Joowii: TANGOS ARE ENGAGING EACHOTHER
Kanzuke: !teleport Joow
Joowii is dead!
Puff Machine: ELEVATOR 2 DOWN
Lλmbdλ: I've seen things you mingebags wouldn't believe.
Kanzuke: !teleport joo
You teleported Joowii
Lλmbdλ: Cruisers on fire off the shoulder of Station orion.
Kanzuke: Welcome back Sir, Over
Joowii: THANK YOU ECHO-KANZUKE-ACTUAL
Lλmbdλ: I watched Asgard Beams glitter in the dark near the Dispenser gate.
Joowii: CHECKING HOW OUR FIGHTERS ARE DOING
Lλmbdλ: All these moments will be lost in time.
Lλmbdλ: Like mjolnirs in space.
Kanzuke: Prepare for Protocol "Ballsy Escape" Over
Lλmbdλ: Prepare for Protocal MJOLNIRS RIGHT THE FUCK EVERYWHERE
Kanzuke: Prepare doors for qucik eva, over
Joowii: INCOMING MJOLNIRS
Lλmbdλ: THAT'S WHAT I SAID, JOEY IS FAT, OVER
Joowii: ROGER THAT.
Kanzuke: Can you open the pod bay doors please? Over
Lλmbdλ: Cruiser returning to spawn, over
Lλmbdλ: Cruiser still exploding, over
Joowii: NOOOO
Joowii: YOU DESTROYED MY FIGHTER YOU DICK SHIT
Lλmbdλ: Cruiser crashing into spawn, over
Joowii: DGUASBVASUJASD
Lλmbdλ: Another cruiser, incoming, over
Lλmbdλ: This one is long and black like a horse dildo.
Kanzuke: ...Kanzuke Actual is Sorry for your loss, Over
Joowii: ECHO-KANZUKE-ACTUAL WERE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE
Lλmbdλ: JohnnyD's Cruiser HMS Horsedong is being prepped for launch
Lλmbdλ: ovah
Kanzuke: Overwatch we need to get this Evac off the ground! Over
Joowii: ENGANING STATION DOORS
Joowii: PREPARE FOR DUST-ODD CHARLIE SQUAD!
Joowii: LAUNCH COMPLETE, GOOD LUCK ECHO FOXTROT ALPHA
Lλmbdλ: I have eyes on Explodey Cruiser, no movement, over
Joowii: DO NOT ENGANGE, I REPEAT, DO NOT ENGANGE
[MAP ROTATOR] - 30 minutes left.
Kanzuke: LANDED. OVER
Joowii: YOU ARE CLEAR TO ENGANGE CAPS LOCK, OVER.
Joowii: ROGER THAT.
Lλmbdλ: Unwelded cruiser launching, over
Kanzuke: May have left door open. Over
Puff Machine: WARNING UNPAIRNTED CRUSER
Lλmbdλ: *unparented
Puff Machine: SERVER BOUT TO SPLODE
Kanzuke: REMOVE THAT THING
Kanzuke: OVER
JOHNNYD: it was parented 5 minutes ago
Lλmbdλ: Cruiser owner being Johnny Horsedong
Overlord HQ: OVERLORD HQ HERE, ENGANGE CRUISER AT ALL COSTS
Overlord HQ: WE MUST DESTROY IT
Lλmbdλ: THIS IS THE HMS DICKCOCK, COMING IN TO ENGAGE WITH PISTOL OVER
JOHNNYD: that is parented
Kanzuke: Cruiser elimination confirmed. Over
Overlord HQ: Kill anything that moves, HQ out.
Lλmbdλ: In the meantime, Spaceage adds even more AA guns to his drone.
:)LB(: ertex [spaceage]: XD
Kanzuke: Uh, I got Eyes on Massive Flakk Spam, can you confirm?
Lλmbdλ: Warning, Explodey Cruiser engaging repair operations to his epxk curiqdwdr
Overlord HQ: I've got no visuals Kanzuke-actual, HQ is still recovering, over.
Lλmbdλ: HQ is on bloody fire, over
Puff Machine: LAKE IS ON FIRE
Lλmbdλ: Engaging energy testing operations, ovah
Overlord HQ: Roger that Lλmbdλ-actual, over.
Kanzuke: Fire in water Confirmed, You read Overlord? Over
Overlord HQ: I read ya Kanzuke-actual, over.
JOHNNYD: !parent
Puff Machine ( OOC ) :
Overlord HQ: HQ is arming the station, HQ standing by.
Puff Machine ( OOC ):NOW THIS IS PROPER SPACEBUILD RP
Also, Moderator Confirmed for needing access to PlayX for purposes that may or may not involve Scrillex. Over
Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
10:18 PM - Calypso <- ⍟☭Nate☆⌬ -> was once an adventurer like you, but then he took an arrow to the knee.
10:18 PM - Calypso <- ⍟☭Nate☆⌬ ->: yeah it did.
10:18 PM - Steeveeo: aaand you just earned yourself a 3 month ban
10:18 PM - Calypso <- ⍟☭Nate☆⌬ ->: night.
10:18 PM - Calypso <- ⍟☭Nate☆⌬ ->: :U
10:18 PM - Calypso <- ⍟☭Nate☆⌬ ->: NOOOOOOO
10:18 PM - Steeveeo: >:(
10:18 PM - Calypso <- ⍟☭Nate☆⌬ ->: I JUST PLAYED SKYRIM FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT GETS ME A BAN... WTF!?!
10:19 PM - Steeveeo: yeah, because that reference is worse than the fucking cake
10:19 PM - Calypso <- ⍟☭Nate☆⌬ ->: LIE
10:19 PM - Steeveeo: FOUR MONTHS
10:19 PM - Steeveeo: >:C
10:19 PM - Calypso <- ⍟☭Nate☆⌬ ->: @.@ NOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
Thel 'Vadamee: Hey Dara spawn your drill and come rape me
kristiants1: LOL
Thel 'Vadamee: I worded that wrong
kristiants1: hahaha
Daracon - The black Dragon: ;)
Feyyore - The Foxbot: :P
Daracon - The black Dragon: you know you want it baby
Every Human Being has some capacity for evil. It's just that some Humans have a greater capacity for evil than others.
Basque: oh hey, u are still on my list
Basque: look at that
Feha: yeah
Feha: wait what list?
Basque: f list
*** Feha shudders
Feha: fuck list?
Somepotato (un)@ TG: fucklist?
Somepotato (un)@ TG: ninjaaaa
Basque: totally
So Feha totally came on out of nowhere.
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Oh my it seems Matt turned into satan?
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"Call of Duty"
BAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHA
I lol'd
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I gotta laugh at asdx.
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"Shut it down, shut it down!"
a few minutes later...
Don't worry about these being "Out of Context;" if you want the context, look up "Rubber (2010)" on IMDb.
It blew up other things too:
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
Oh and
Steeveeo hates physics homework.
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Also, Moderator Confirmed for needing access to PlayX for purposes that may or may not involve Scrillex. Over
EDIT: Only one of the same YouTube video is needed. -Steeveeo
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
Overlord would like to see this operation as a go, HQ out.
skrillex is bad
bugger self with mjolnir
over
"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
So Feha totally came on out of nowhere.
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