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Diaspora in a nutshell

Lambda217Lambda217 Registered, Moderator Posts: 534
edited August 2011 in Watercooler #1
A accurate portrayal of the daily events on Diaspora.

"I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."

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  • Ded10cDed10c Registered Posts: 136
    #2
    Dear God, what did I just watch? :lol:
  • KatelynKatelyn Registered, Administrator Posts: 171
    #3
    Coincidentally, we now have seven days to live.
  • hadleyrhadleyr Registered Posts: 51
    #4
    What on earth...:lol:
    [minecrafthead]hadleyr[/minecrafthead] -h.
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Registered, Administrator Posts: 849
    #5
    Not quite sure how this is supposed to be "Diaspora in a nutshell".
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Registered, Moderator Posts: 534
    #6
    Steeveeo wrote:
    Not quite sure how this is supposed to be "Diaspora in a nutshell".

    The hovering Demoman at the start represents a planet base, or a Titan pilot drifting in space, possibly Katelyn because of the way he keeps singing "I STAPLE TAPE WORMS ON MY PENIS". The camera then zooms in on him rapidly, representing a attack by ships covered in weapon spam (the Heavy with the distended ammunition belt), and ludicrously fast fighters (the dancing Scouts). The Heavy yells "FEEL THE BLOOD GUSHING FROM YOUR ANUS" as he fires, and the dancing is interrupted by a loud screaming Engineer, representing the server, and its reaction to the 50000 Mjolnirs. The sound then rapidly fades out, representing a server crash, and the characters are replaced by Spies dancing in space to happy music, representing a brief period of happiness before the cycle begins again.

    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • KanzukeKanzuke Registered, Moderator Posts: 181
    #7
    I think these images also sum up Diaspora pretty well:














    Lambda could explain that video, this is your next challenge.
    Lambda217: oh oh i am kanzuke and i love my little pony and now i'll make all the brandonphysics myself cause i know fuckin everything because now i'll make a big pony fighter drone squad and a big fuckin portal ship and i am a fuckin idiot
  • SteeveeoSteeveeo Registered, Administrator Posts: 849
    #8
    How in the bloody hell did you spawn 46 beams? I thought the limit was 2.
  • noldevinnoldevin Registered Posts: 27
    #9
    limits broke for a bit, then anubis spawned 20 drone launchers and crashed the server
  • KatelynKatelyn Registered, Administrator Posts: 171
    #10
    I STAPLE TAPE WORMS ON MY PENIS
  • Lambda217Lambda217 Registered, Moderator Posts: 534
    #11
    indeed a most accurate depiction.

    "I want you to show this world what it means to fear the sky."
  • DaraconDaracon Registered Posts: 41
    #12
    Kanzuke wrote:
    I think these images also sum up Diaspora pretty well:


    file.php?id=23&t=1
    Holy butt nuggets D:

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